"Sales Representatives"

[shadwphenixx]

They are literally the most cringey, annoying, and generally mentally uninclined people ever.. here's an example of a "CEO" of a "Setup Business".

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Hello, We try help out the person asking for the plugin, When we think we can do it we post a reply and its only the CEO and Founder replying.
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Bugless
CEO @ OnyMarket

Literally the most cringey, grammatically incorrect, and stupid reply ever.

At least he didn't offer to help with the "build" (guy was requesting a plugin).

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Hey there,
we can do this build for you at a very reasonable budget/price, If you are still interested or looking for anyone to do this for you then you may join our discord server: https://discord.gg/fzyUEQM and create a ticket in the Orders text channel by typing "-new [Subject]". Hope to see you there soon.

Best Regards,
-Edge Team

Wait, some more from the amazingly professional team "Ony Market".

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Hello thundereye2k

Our team would be glad to help finish this for you.
If you would like to consider us check out https://discord.gg/J98DVEG

Kind reguards
~ IAmANoot Founder of OnyMarket

And, of course, we can't forget about the one where the person forgot to change his {NAME} and {PROJECT} tags to what the were. Just fantastic.

If you really want to talk to a person about setting up there server for them, do it in a PM so we don't have to physically restrain ourselves from jumping off a bridge while we read your fantastic, grammatically correct, intelligent, not-cringey-at-all, reply.

thanks.

 

[Ever]

erm, okay

 

[shadwphenixx]

i feel u. I can’t stand scrolling through comments and see a “hey we can do this for u”, proceeds with a discord server or social media platform. Tbh id curse at thebes screen cos of that( or cos i’m a low life)

Literally all my examples were off 1 thread.

 

[Dad]

CEOs should choose their sales representatives better.
I only know a few companies that choose a sale rep correctly.

 

[shadwphenixx]

CEOs should choose their sales representatives better.
I only know a few companies that choose a sale rep correctly.

Those were the "CEO"s themselves lol. No wonder sales reps are so bad

 

[PTech]

Ah, yes, the block business man "here with my block "COMPANY" which can offer you block services."

 

[Dad]

This is the one that I liked the most. (Sale rep removed the post after getting laughed at LOL)