[Sarcasm] Need staff for a toatally legit hosting company

[MPD]

Hello everyone! I am looking for some staff for a legitimate hosting company. We are a new company that is planning to grow and as such needs staff. Here are the different positions.

Support Staff:
16 Hours a day
8 Days a week
$40-100 a month depending on performance
ID is needed

General Manager:
20 Hours a day
9 Days a week
$100-300 a month depending on performance
ID is needed
SSN is needed
Bank information is needed

These are some amazing positions that are much better than your regular 9-5 job!

Edit: We need ID to protect are clients because we are a legit company
Edit 2: What the fuck are you talking about. We are fucking legit.
Edit 3: Bitch we are on the fucking NASDAQ.
Edit 4: How do you lock a thread?

 

[PixelHost.org]

Lets see ur tax returns

 

[solo]

i'd like to apply for all

no payment needed

 

[MPD]

Lets see ur tax returns

https://www.signnow.com/preview/430/362/430362129/large.png[DOUBLEPOST=1605192683][/DOUBLEPOST]

i'd like to apply for all

no payment needed

All I need is your SSN and all your personal information and you will be set to work with us.

 

[solo]

https://www.signnow.com/preview/430/362/430362129/large.png[DOUBLEPOST=1605192683][/DOUBLEPOST]
All I need is your SSN and all your personal information and you will be set to work with us.

sure!

 

[moon10k]

careful, mods are as stingy as your average discord mod who mutes you for posting memes in #general. mods are scared of jokes, they might take this down.

 

[JasmeowTheCat]

careful, mods are as stingy as your average discord mod who mutes you for posting memes in #general. mods are scared of jokes, they might take this down.

I agree with this LMAO

 

[moon10k]

I agree with this LMAO

for reference:

 

[SkapDoesMC]

Hey, I think i'd be a good fit for your team!
I'm 12 years old can give u everything u asked for im gonna be the general manager can you follow me on tiktok so we can talk? I have 13 followers now

I hope your joking, I don't care about age for my staff, as long as they are mature it's fine, but i'd say General Manager would be a long shot, also TikTok to talk on? I mean, I'd probably say to talk on discord.

 

[SkapDoesMC]

bruh

i feel like i got wooshed, welp time to go cry in a corner

 

[Arrnor]

I'll apply for CEO 500$ a day tyvm.

 

[Arrnor]

Denied. CEOs need to get paid at least $1 a day

Ye so just accept and times that 1$ by 500 boom, easy.

 

[mattc]

hi is the billing done through a discord ticket bot? if not I'm afraid I cant apply

Here is a copy of my resume:

ForeheadHostingSolutiosfLTD (Senior Owner) (2005-1934)
did lots of senior owner work with the other 5 owners

UltimateMegaCorpCEOBiscuitTin (Senior Founder Management) (2001-1876)
added a ticket bot to the discord server to use for billing

 

[Fallwen]

Hello everyone! I am looking for some staff for a legitimate hosting company. We are a new company that is planning to grow and as such needs staff. Here are the different positions.

Support Staff:
16 Hours a day
8 Days a week
$40-100 a month depending on performance
ID is needed

General Manager:
20 Hours a day
9 Days a week
$100-300 a month depending on performance
ID is needed
SSN is needed
Bank information is needed

These are some amazing positions that are much better than your regular 9-5 job!

Edit: We need ID to protect are clients because we are a legit company
Edit 2: What the fuck are you talking about. We are fucking legit.
Edit 3: Bitch we are on the fucking NASDAQ.
Edit 4: How do you lock a thread?

I love this, thanks for making my day.

 

[joerock777]

Hello everyone! I am looking for some staff for a legitimate hosting company. We are a new company that is planning to grow and as such needs staff. Here are the different positions.

Support Staff:
16 Hours a day
8 Days a week
$40-100 a month depending on performance
ID is needed

General Manager:
20 Hours a day
9 Days a week
$100-300 a month depending on performance
ID is needed
SSN is needed
Bank information is needed

These are some amazing positions that are much better than your regular 9-5 job!

Edit: We need ID to protect are clients because we are a legit company
Edit 2: What the fuck are you talking about. We are fucking legit.
Edit 3: Bitch we are on the fucking NASDAQ.
Edit 4: How do you lock a thread?

Ngl the money is still better than what people offer