Sex Plugin

[avsterbone]

So this is a weird ass request, but I want this plugin made. Basically this plugin will have animated armor stands with players' skins do a variety of sex positions. I want this plugin both 1.8 & 1.9 compatible. All of these armor stands will spawn in 2 blocks in front of the player on the same y value. If the armor stands need to destroy blocks in order to complete the animation then have an error message appear. For every sex position I want white particle effects to spurt out in the correct position as well as a squeaky sound effect.

Commands
- /69 <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the 69 sex position with the player skins specified)
- /doggystyle <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the doggystyle sex position with the player skins specified)
- /reversecowgirl <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the reversecowgirl sex position with the player skins specified)
- /bj <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform a blowjob with the player skins specified)
- /fowardfuck <player1> <player2> (This command will require the specified users to be online. Once the command is executed they will teleport in front of each other and will be forcefully smashed together multiple times.)
- /penis (The player that executes this command will have a lever in the upwards position spawn inside the players body where their penis would normally be and the position will update every 20 ticks)

Permissions
- sexytime.69
- sexytime.doggystyle
- sexytime.reversecowgirl
- sexytime.bj
- sexytime.fowardfuck
- sexytime.penis
- sexytime.*

TOS
- By developing this plugin you understand that I have the right to resell the plugin
- I am entitled to the source code
- I am entitled to 6 weeks of support incase there is a bug
- You may not sell the plugin and you give up all rights to it
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Feel free to post your offers below and if you have any questions regarding the specifics of the plugin feel free to ask me. Also, I will be paying half of the decided price upfront and the other half once the plugin has been completed. All payments will be made as Goods and Services.

 

[JJDAHM]

All jokes aside, from the TOS, it looks like you're wanting to resell this by the looks of the terms of service...

 

[Tyler]

you need to chill down man.
i look at your profile picture and you must be 5.
You have a cookie monster as your profile picture.

your profile picture is something related to minecraft, and you play a block game all day. you can't go after me saying i'm 5. lol. you're probably like 15.

 

[Arch Priest]

Ohkaaay, did I read that right?

"/penis"

 

[Tyler]

Most of the kids on this forum are like 15 though.

true. he has no right to call me 5 though lol im most likely older than him.

 

[avsterbone]

Ohkaaay, did I read that right?

"/penis"

Yes, u wanna make the plugin?

 

[Tyler]

Ohkaaay, did I read that right?

"/penis"

then u type /doggy to change positions?

 

[Arch Priest]

Yes, u wanna make the plugin?

Nty.

then u type /doggy to change positions?

Oh my.

 

[Tyler]

All jokes aside, from the TOS, it looks like you're wanting to resell this by the looks of the terms of service...

He even says you lose all rights to it and cannot sell it, lol.

Also avsterbone why do you use white in your post, it's so dumb because people on the light theme can't see it, like myself, unless I highlight over it. They should do something to make all posts viewable by all users, maybe by getting rid of one of the themes or something..[DOUBLEPOST=1457585215][/DOUBLEPOST]

your cookie monster shows that your 5 and your most likely fat
searched your name up on instagram and here is one of your pics.

Yup, I'm the only Tyler in the world and I'm definately a fat 5 year old chinese kid... that kid doesn't even look 5. Stop trying to look bad ass behind the computer and go back to school and learn some manners.

 

[VedusMc]

Welp, this is a thing

 

[JJDAHM]

 

[thebaum64]

I think im having a stroke

 

[Cafe]

I could see all the 10 year old minecrafters get horny now