Should I eat a sandwich?

[Arcrimonia]

Seems like we are asking for approval of everything in life here, so: Should I eat a sandwich? If so, what kind?

Sloth

 

[Sloth]

Sure eat a sandwich. I prefer a cheese sandwich with the crust cut off.

 

[Gasparo]

Nutella sandwich id say

 

[Arcrimonia]

no, you shouldn't.

you should eat some butter straight out of the can instead.

i'm not sure where you get a butter can

 

[JJDAHM]

I'd like one too if you're getting up. I'll pay

 

[Wottsits12345]

wut o.0

 

[Shattered]

Someone needs to put a dancing banana screaming peanut butter and jelly time.

 

[Squirrel]

You should eat a 12 course dinner.

 

[Arcrimonia]

You should eat a 12 course dinner.

But.. it's not even lunchtime!

 

[Synic]

legalize gay sandwiches immediately

 

[Squirrel]

But.. it's not even lunchtime!

Thats the point

 

[SoldierAlex]

Get a Peanut Butter sandwich! bring me one too

 

[arreyazat]

Firstly examine the compounds of the bread, if the bread is made up of ONLY elements you'll die. This is because of a chain of reactions that begin when the enzymes located on the mouth mix with the chemical formula; this will alter the compounds chemicals hence changing its Protons and Electrons. The enzymes at your stomach will then malfunction when trying to process the acid hence the food will just stay in your stomach. You'll get immense pain until you're unable to walk and then the countdown of death will occur.

If however the bread is a compound (or mixture), enjoy.

You should also take the care on reading the ingredients of the things you'll be putting in the bread (e.g butter), finding each and every mass numbers of the elements it's made of. If the sum of the element masses is a factor of 300, you'll be fine.

 

[Walrus]

Firstly examine the compounds of the bread, if the bread is made up of ONLY elements you'll die. This is because of a chain of reactions that begin when the enzymes located on the mouth mix with the chemical formula; this will alter the compounds chemicals hence changing its Protons and Electrons. The enzymes at your stomach will then malfunction when trying to process the acid hence the food will just stay in your stomach. You'll get immense pain until you're unable to walk and then the countdown of death will occur.

If however the bread is a compound (or mixture), enjoy.

You should also take the care on reading the ingredients of the things you'll be putting in the bread (e.g butter), finding each and every mass numbers of the elements it's made of. If the sum of the element masses is a factor of 300, you'll be fine.

god damn all i did was find some wheat bread and nutella from walmart

 

[Arcrimonia]

Thanks guys, decided to have a slab of ribs with fries.

 

[Arcrimonia]

i'm a big fan of eating butter out of the bowl, so i simply order cans of butter in bulk.

sorry if theres any typos i'm typing with one hand while i drink my mountain dew and eat my delicious greasy butter

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