So for the past month or so, I have seen these kids. They're probably thirteen or fourteen years old and look like your average druggies. Anyway, I see them always going into the woods beside my house, only to stay there for about ten minutes or so. So curiosity got the best of me and I decided to go and take a gander at what was going on. What I found and did should be a great surprise to the druggies. I assumed it would be weed or some other small drugs, instead, I found about ten massive bottles of vodka. Me being the stand up Sloth I am, I decided to take all of it. My first thought was to well, drink it. That quickly left my mind because that's just pretty disgusting and who knows what those kids have done. Anywho, I ended up dumping all the vodka out and replaced it with water. I also took the liberty of printing out some Christian pamphlets and put them around the now water filled bottles. Can't wait to see what happens.
So I ruined someone's fun.
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Honestly, I doubt little Timmy is dangerous. I mean you must be pretty stupid to hide alcohol in the woods. Someone else's woods for that matter.
I plan on going back out there at some point later tonight to take some pictures. The reason as to why I didn't take them beforehand is because when I was putting them back in the woods one of the kids was walking back LOL. Talk about paranoia
Just make sure you're prepared for knives. Kids like that are bound to have knives on them, and in such a case physical strength suddenly matters a lot less.
Get a gun or knife. Here in the bay area of California, kids that age have guns and knives.
I mean, to be realistic and honest, they'd be foolish to try something. If little Timmy and his friends come to my house with their little pocket knives and try something. I'm grabbing my Grandpa's gun and ending whatever they think is going to happen.[DOUBLEPOST=1485191892][/DOUBLEPOST]
I understand that, this was a thought that crossed me mind. However, I don't know how long it had been in the woods or how many people have drank from the bottles. Truthfully, that's not something I even want to get into.[DOUBLEPOST=1485192018][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, I have alchohal in my house. Granted, it's not vodka but I don't even enjoy drinking vodka nor does anyone else in my family. I don't have to hide my drinks from mommy and daddy like some people xD.
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As I said, hope you're prepared. Obviously you are. just don't find yourself unarmed in the woods with a bunch of irrational, possibly addicted (and thus desperate) teens.
I Ended up not going back out there because I wanted to eat dinner and it was already pitch black outside. I'm probably going back out there when I get home from school today. I'm willing to bet the kids didn't even check the bottles to see if vodka was even still in and left the bottles untouched.
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