Spotify account ugprade [Worldwide]

[Ilay A]

Thread Title
Spotify account ugprade [Worldwide]

Prize name
Spotify premium personal upgrade

Requirements and other relevant information
Make me laugh nerds

End date
Jun 29, 2019

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Jun 30, 2019

 

[Blood]

just give me an upgrade

 

[Ilay A]

just give me an upgrade

I can't react disagree, make me laugh u bootiful shibe

 

[Blood]

I can't react disagree, make me laugh u bootiful shibe

no can do

 

[SpainishStrafez]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

 

[Safdar]

ilay A? More like ily, A
pls tell me ur name starts with A

 

[Edu92337]

https://giphy.com/gifs/summer-wow-vacation-mUrBX1TF0kCRi

 

[Xyist]

 

[Experial]

Noodles.

 

[Alex_sta]

Can you help me with this simple math problem?

Ok, so the average adult walks at about 5 miles/hour.

Still with me? Great! So the convenience store is about a mile away.

Now,

Why has it taken 15 years for my dad to get cigarettes?

 

[Ilay A]

Can you help me with this simple math problem?

Ok, so the average adult walks at about 5 miles/hour.

Still with me? Great! So the convenience store is about a mile away.

Now,

Why has it taken 15 years for my dad to get cigarettes?

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https://giphy.com/gifs/summer-wow-vacation-mUrBX1TF0kCRi

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

Already seen all of these[DOUBLEPOST=1562372268][/DOUBLEPOST]

Noodles.

Absolutely hilarious my dude, you won, gg[DOUBLEPOST=1562372277][/DOUBLEPOST]How do I close this thing