Stop the Useless Business Jargon

[frxq]

they should just change their titles to "im a virgin"

 

[Mason.]

I agree with you completely. Nobody actually talks like that, and the people that do are just trying to distract you from the fact that they arent that smart. The people who know there stuff isnt going around bragging about it[DOUBLEPOST=1580232853][/DOUBLEPOST]
You are under 18, so all of the "businesses" that you owned where most likely not legal. So..

That's not how it works buddy.

Indulge yourself on the meaning of business here:

 

[Mason.]

conducting business and owning businesses are completely different things. Tone matters.

Cutting the grass for your neigbor and getting paid is conducting business

Opening a business and selling products or giving services is different.

A business is anything that creates profit for you.

Opening a business and selling products or giving services is different.

You might be referring to a company.

 

[Mason.]

I think you may be referring to a company too.

Thats not what a simple google search says:

That's exactly my point.

 

[Cal]

I know when I was 15-16 trying to get my start, I was doing everything I can to be professional, anything to show that I might have something to offer.
As an ex15 year old, I can say it is hard to legitimize yourself as someone who is worth working with. Having an excessively professional personal brand may help them get a real start.

There's a phrase one of my friend's in pre-med uses a lot when we talk about some of the health trends (IE; essential oils, weird diets), "Can't hurt, might help".
Does someone calling themselves the CEO of their discord setups team hurt anyone, no. Does it help, maybe. But if it helps them get started towards becoming something real, then be my guest.

Yes some of them look a bit silly, but learning to talk the talk is part of the experience. Knowing when and how to be professional is a skill that takes time to learn just like anything else.

 

[Glove]

The type of people who do that say being staff on a minecraft server is "employment"

 

[Sparko]

It’s probably going to be a funny/cringey memory they can look back on once they’re older and realize how over the top they acted

And for those people who do type like that, trust me, to a lot of people you just end up seeming like a tryhard lmao.

 

[Lotus]

Yes some of them look a bit silly, but learning to talk the talk is part of the experience. Knowing when and how to be professional is a skill that takes time to learn just like anything else.

Sounds like a common sense thing to me.

 

[android.]

I agree with you completely. Nobody actually talks like that, and the people that do are just trying to distract you from the fact that they arent that smart. The people who know there stuff isnt going around bragging about it[DOUBLEPOST=1580232853][/DOUBLEPOST]
You are under 18, so all of the "businesses" that you owned where most likely not legal. So..

As far as I know, people under 18 can form a company in several states with parental consent. May be wrong though

 

[Niteburn]

I know when I was 15-16 trying to get my start, I was doing everything I can to be professional, anything to show that I might have something to offer.
As an ex15 year old, I can say it is hard to legitimize yourself as someone who is worth working with. Having an excessively professional personal brand may help them get a real start.

There's a phrase one of my friend's in pre-med uses a lot when we talk about some of the health trends (IE; essential oils, weird diets), "Can't hurt, might help".
Does someone calling themselves the CEO of their discord setups team hurt anyone, no. Does it help, maybe. But if it helps them get started towards becoming something real, then be my guest.

Yes some of them look a bit silly, but learning to talk the talk is part of the experience. Knowing when and how to be professional is a skill that takes time to learn just like anything else.

In the real world nobody talks like that because it's cringe and wastes time. Talking "professionally" doesn't mean making a sentence as complex as possible, which is what people on here do. So talking like that on here is a waste of time.

 

[Ghast]

You guys crossed the fucking line. The thread came in as a satirical reproach of extreme professional (and unnecessary) formatting in certain messages. That’s fine! Let’s all have a good laugh!

However, this slowly became a thread satirising two specific individuals. Worst thing is the reasoning behind this targeted hate is... nothing?

So now, how to explain: you guys better cut it out before being attached with a social reputation of harassing individuals online for their own choices.

Bests,
The guy who’ll make you eat your words.
ShutTheFuckUp INC 2019