Stupidest thing you've ever done

[amaraone]

just post your stories

For me it would be what I did yesterday which was being tugged by my friend who was on a bike while I'm on my longboard. We where racing another two kids doing the same and I took the wrong curve and feel badly, rolled on the pavement and hit my head on a car. Ended up with sprained arm, 5 stitches, and a lot of scrapes.

 

[OptiBrine]

Saying that I have done something stupid.

 

[Zaza]

Open up my personal life to some creep on this Minecraft website

 

[Zaza]

The fuck? xD

I'm sorry, I'm tired

 

[Zaza]

Took an M80, lit it, put it in a safe, locked the safe, stepped away.
It was 2am in my parents basement at the time.

Now before I put the M80 inside the safe, I thought "this won't be that bad..."
It wasn't until I had locked the safe, with it lit inside, that I realized, "this can ONLY end bad..."

Needless to say, it sounded like a choir of saw'd off shotguns had gone off in the house.

The ~12lb safe managed to lift off the ground, and hit the ceiling, there was that much explosive force.
With now chunks of metal and plaster all over the basement, and the room filled with more smoke than Bob Marley's childhood, I had to act fast. So I picked it all up, opened the windows, and started to hear my parents running down the stairs.

By the time they reached the basement, I was sitting on the couch pretending to be watching TV, through the massive cloud of smoke. Needless to say, it was the dumbest thing I've done.

I could have seriously injured myself, or burned the house down with the rest of my family on the floors above me.

It was hilarious as fuck though and I'd totally do it again if I had more safes and M80's.

Reading this

 

[montyburly]

one time i was playing Just Dance and i stepped on my coffee table in my living room to dance and then it broke and i put it back together with scotch tape

 

[thebaum64]

Took an M80, lit it, put it in a safe, locked the safe, stepped away.
It was 2am in my parents basement at the time.

Now before I put the M80 inside the safe, I thought "this won't be that bad..."
It wasn't until I had locked the safe, with it lit inside, that I realized, "this can ONLY end bad..."

Needless to say, it sounded like a choir of saw'd off shotguns had gone off in the house.

The ~12lb safe managed to lift off the ground, and hit the ceiling, there was that much explosive force.
With now chunks of metal and plaster all over the basement, and the room filled with more smoke than Bob Marley's childhood, I had to act fast. So I picked it all up, opened the windows, and started to hear my parents running down the stairs.

By the time they reached the basement, I was sitting on the couch pretending to be watching TV with a 2012 world poker series winning face, through the massive cloud of smoke. Needless to say, it was the dumbest thing I've done.

I could have seriously injured myself, or burned the house down with the rest of my family on the floors above me.

It was hilarious as fuck though and I'd totally do it again if I had more safes and M80's.

That's intense, nice story

 

[arches]

When I was two or three, my brother was swinging a metal rake. I got in the way of the rake and he asked my to move. I told him no, being stubborn. He, also being stubborn, just began to swing the rake again, it hitting me in the face and sliced the area of skin above my lip all the way to my nose. My brother ran away to my aunt's house and I was taken to a hospital where I got stitches and now have a scar.

I should have moved.

 

[Yuno]

I got drunk with some friends

 

[Doge]

I like your profile photo, is nice.

The girl in the pic is Ouch

 

[Proposition Joe]

commenting on this thread.

Nobody laughed!!!