based off of the funny summerhoax hosting guide, kudos to them.
Need a way for some quick cash to buy Fortnite Vbux, with ease! Or buy a random YouTube channel off MCM? This is your top secret plan.
Step I: Make a plan.
What are you going to sell within your host? MC Hosting, VPS Hosting, eyc? Whatever you want, it's easy. I'll make different plans for all of them! Mwhahaha, free money for you.
Minecraft Hosting
Step II: Buy a VPS.
You shouldn't risk it with resellers. Look around Google, and you find the cheapest is Contabo, and EdgeHost. You don't even know what overselling is, so you look at the monthly prices for each, and find that Contabo is cheaper than EdgeHost! So you choose Contabo, and purchase it using your grandma's visa card! (Or get an investment from your grandpa) Congrats! It works! Your first step to starting the greatest host is here!
Step III: Install Pterodactyl
Your cheapest bet. You accidentally install Windows by accident and look to see if Pterodactyl supports it. It doesn't! So you create a ticket and get Ubuntu 16.04 installed since the networking is better even though EOL is coming! 24 hours later, it gets installed and SSH doesn't work. And then you create another ticket and it's fixed. Finally.
You already notice it's slow, but hey, it's got all the ram we need! Time to go on MC-Market, and find a free system administrator. You choose this -3 rep system admin, and he actually gets the job done, in three hours! You can't rep him since you're new, but say "I'll rep you when I can!". You won't actually rep him!
You buy your domain with your Christmas money for three years, and setup all of that nonsense with the daemon, etc. You don't install ssl on either of them.
Step IV: Find WHMCS
Obviously, don't pay for it! You'll need your money for advertising and hush money! You download WHMCS leaked from freestuffratted.com, and install it. You have trouble setting up ioncube, so you ask your friend John to set it up. He asks why you have Nulled WHMCS, and tell him you'll give him $5 to keep quiet. You do so, and he just blocks you. You set it up, and connect your dad's paypal to WHMCS. You create all the plans for $0.75/GB.
Step V: Setup your Discord and Advertising
Just get your Discord setup with discords and such, and get people to put your copied banner from PebbleHost (sorry Dan) in their signatures! Easy as that!
Step VI: Conclusion
You start to get clients, and they report that their servers are slow. You oversold 20GB and just using SWAP. You don't give them refunds and don't pay for your VPS after your first month. You shut down your websites, your nodes, and never come back again.
Rinse, repeat on an alt!
VPS hosting coming soon.
hope you enjoyed! don't follow this guide!
Need a way for some quick cash to buy Fortnite Vbux, with ease! Or buy a random YouTube channel off MCM? This is your top secret plan.
Step I: Make a plan.
What are you going to sell within your host? MC Hosting, VPS Hosting, eyc? Whatever you want, it's easy. I'll make different plans for all of them! Mwhahaha, free money for you.
Minecraft Hosting
Step II: Buy a VPS.
You shouldn't risk it with resellers. Look around Google, and you find the cheapest is Contabo, and EdgeHost. You don't even know what overselling is, so you look at the monthly prices for each, and find that Contabo is cheaper than EdgeHost! So you choose Contabo, and purchase it using your grandma's visa card! (Or get an investment from your grandpa) Congrats! It works! Your first step to starting the greatest host is here!
Step III: Install Pterodactyl
Your cheapest bet. You accidentally install Windows by accident and look to see if Pterodactyl supports it. It doesn't! So you create a ticket and get Ubuntu 16.04 installed since the networking is better even though EOL is coming! 24 hours later, it gets installed and SSH doesn't work. And then you create another ticket and it's fixed. Finally.
You already notice it's slow, but hey, it's got all the ram we need! Time to go on MC-Market, and find a free system administrator. You choose this -3 rep system admin, and he actually gets the job done, in three hours! You can't rep him since you're new, but say "I'll rep you when I can!". You won't actually rep him!
You buy your domain with your Christmas money for three years, and setup all of that nonsense with the daemon, etc. You don't install ssl on either of them.
Step IV: Find WHMCS
Obviously, don't pay for it! You'll need your money for advertising and hush money! You download WHMCS leaked from freestuffratted.com, and install it. You have trouble setting up ioncube, so you ask your friend John to set it up. He asks why you have Nulled WHMCS, and tell him you'll give him $5 to keep quiet. You do so, and he just blocks you. You set it up, and connect your dad's paypal to WHMCS. You create all the plans for $0.75/GB.
Step V: Setup your Discord and Advertising
Just get your Discord setup with discords and such, and get people to put your copied banner from PebbleHost (sorry Dan) in their signatures! Easy as that!
Step VI: Conclusion
You start to get clients, and they report that their servers are slow. You oversold 20GB and just using SWAP. You don't give them refunds and don't pay for your VPS after your first month. You shut down your websites, your nodes, and never come back again.
Rinse, repeat on an alt!
VPS hosting coming soon.
hope you enjoyed! don't follow this guide!
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