Tell me something funny about yourself and win $5

[Tag]

Thread Title
Tell me something funny about yourself and win $5

Prize name
Giving away $5. Easy and Simple

Requirements and other relevant information
Tell me something funny about yourself or something you have done in your life, and write it in the comments. The comment can be long or short. The person I think has the funniest story, will win $5. If it's something to do with a mental disorder, you will be disqualified. Mental disorders aren't funny, and I respect and treat everyone the same. Good luck.
NOTE: Award date is different from contest end date to give me time to read all the comments.

End date
Jan 23, 2019

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Jan 24, 2019

 

[Tag]

Ignore the giveaway button, accidentally changed it to a giveaway.

 

[BrianGrug]

I'm kinda afraid of balloons since one popped in my face as a kid

 

[Choo]

As a kid, I was a big fan of windmills, they just fascinated me for some reason. So as a birthday present my mom legit took me up close to a giant windmill, but I was so scared up close to it I climbed out of my seat and hid in the trunk of the car. My mom pressured me to just look at it without bursting in laughter but I wouldn't budge, and of course I couldn't stop crying. Funny because when I got home I just started looking at pictures of windmills and reading a book about them like that event never traumatized me at all.

 

[on]

right so basically.. when i was around 7 we were at christmas dinner with my family, my mum, dad, granddad, grandma and brother. we sat down to eat out food, of course, we started eating and half way through the meal i started to shove peas up my nose. it was a challenge for me i guess to shove as many up my nose.

by the end of dinner i managed to stuff 3 peas up my nose, properly up there. i started to tell my mum that i had peas up there throughout the day. it started off with me just saying “pea” and pointing to my nose, i was told i did that numerous times throughout the day, so my mum tells me. she eventually looked up my nose as before she thought i was joking, she looked up my nose and found 3 large peas lodged up my nose.

we went to the hospital and had to get the hoover from tellitubbies, noo noo i think his name was to suck out the peas from my nose.

pretty eventful i know

 

[Picturesque]

I tried drinking water while walking

 

[Pakistan]

Im brown.

 

[greysquirrels]

I can put both of my legs behind my head

 

[Desert]

as a kid my pants came off while i was in the pool...


OOF

 

[Tag]

right so basically.. when i was around 7 we were at christmas dinner with my family, my mum, dad, granddad, grandma and brother. we sat down to eat out food, of course, we started eating and half way through the meal i started to shove peas up my nose. it was a challenge for me i guess to shove as many up my nose.

by the end of dinner i managed to stuff 3 peas up my nose, properly up there. i started to tell my mum that i had peas up there throughout the day. it started off with me just saying “pea” and pointing to my nose, i was told i did that numerous times throughout the day, so my mum tells me. she eventually looked up my nose as before she thought i was joking, she looked up my nose and found 3 large peas lodged up my nose.

we went to the hospital and had to get the hoover from tellitubbies, noo noo i think his name was to suck out the peas from my nose.

pretty eventful i know

LOL ARE YOU OKAY?

One time I called the radio station, once I was about to hang up I accidentally said "love you, kiss kiss, bye"

LMAO

 

[User]

i exist, haha

 

[Sako]

My middle name is 'Wolf', and it's spelled exactly like that.

 

[AgentOkay]

When I was around the age of 11, I was obsessed with the ability of flight. I think I read a Goosebumps book and a kid developed the power and I really wanted it. Who wouldn't, right?! So, my friend and I made a decision. We'd jump off a first-floor window and if we couldn't fly, we wouldn't die, we'd just hurt ourselves. But since it was together it wouldn't matter because in my opinion pain shared is pain gone. We decided to jump on the count of 3. I jumped, he did not. I mean, he did take me back home and then my parents rushed me to the ER. Guess if he hadn't, we both would've stayed on the ground until someone came and found us. That's about it.

Also, I'm not a bot. I just don't post on here a lot (usually only read threads).

 

[Asodey]

I am blackn't