A couple of years ago my school when to the beach for picnic. A teacher brought paddle board that we could use. It was my turn and I took my right footover the right side and my left foot over the left side leaving me with both feets hanging in the water. My swimming trunks were a bit tiny so when I sat down the swimming trunks split in to a hole right over my dick (it was visible). I screamed and the girl right next to me look at me and then looked down on my dick. Amen
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I was on vacation in Germany with my family, we were sleeping together in the hotel and in the middle of the night, a hell of a loud alarm starts sounding. I woke up immediately and started to panic, thinking there's an apocalypse or an upcoming natural threat, picking up my shit, searching knifes,... my dad just tells me to lower my video's volume and my mom is sleeping like dead. Later on we get to know that Germans test their grand alarms every year at 12:00PM. And we were lucky to witness it. Imagine me going out of the hotel halfnude with my bag a blanket and a knife looking up to the sky in the middle of the night.
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A few years ago my parents bought a treadmill for our family. Having no prior experience to a treadmill, my friend and I decided to see how fast we could run on there. We didnt know how to use any button other than the increase speed and decrease speed button, not even the stop one. So slowly we started upping the speed when I was on it. It got up to about 30 km/h and I was on a full on sprint trying not to fall off. I was screaming at him to turn it off, he was slowly decreasing it. My legs finally gave out and i fell face first onto the treadmill and got catapulted into the wall behind the treadmill and broke both my legs.
I ski with my family every year. I think around two years ago, I went to Sunday River in Maine for skiing. I had to fix ski bindings and such because I have no clue what happened with it. So, I tried on the new ski bindings with the boots because gotta adjust to the correct size. Well, afterwards, we were done, and I had to use the bathroom, but for some reason I didn't pay attention and walked into the wrong one. I just went into a stall and I have no clue if anyone even saw me walk into the wrong bathroom. So, I go take a piss, but I look out and for some reason I see a bunch of urinals. (I don't even know how I missed that, I just quickly rushed since I didn't want to be the last one out.) I just told myself, maybe they just implemented urinals somehow for women! I look at the stall next to me and the ski boots were gray, and I just thought oh women wear gray ski boots as well. Well, I came to the conclusion that I went to the wrong bathroom as I heard my younger sister call out my name asking why I went to the men's. I put my hoodie on from my jacket which thankfully was not pink, but blue, and head out as quick as I could.
Family still occasionally teases me about it. I now look at the signs and well, was quite a mortifying moment where it has remained a 'wonderful' memory in my brain.
Family still occasionally teases me about it. I now look at the signs and well, was quite a mortifying moment where it has remained a 'wonderful' memory in my brain.
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Lmaooo noooo, I was reading through the responses before posting mine and you closed it before I could respond hahaha.
I'll still post it because it was funny- hopefully you decide to count it lmao.
So back in middle school, this girl and i liked each other. we were "dating" as you did at that age. We hung out after school from time to time, and that day I wanted to ask her if she wanted to hang out after school. Only problem was that we were in English class, and she was across the room. Genius me, thought it would be a great idea to make a small paper airplane with a note in it and throw it at her. What could go wrong?
I make the note.
Fold it into a plane.
Throw it.
It lands on the floor and the kid behind her picks it up, and responds to me; no I can't hang out with you after school.
Everyone knew who it was supposed to go to, which made it worse, so everyone is laughing, and it gets better- the teacher saw I threw something, and thought I was just throwing trash on the floor. Had to stay after class and pick trash up off of the floor.
No, we didn't hang out after school.
Moral of the story, if you think you have a good idea, you probably don't.
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