The 5 Stages of MC-Market Scam Reports

[Dev1]

Hi,

I felt like making this so here it is (This only applies to real scam reports, not the 1,000 fake ones on Diz :

1) [Creation] Scam report is made. User waits (impatiently) for 2 weeks until approval. ( Scam Resolvers)
2) [Excuse] Scammer responds with some dumb excuse.
3) [Evidence] User provides more evidence to satisfy Scam Resolver.
4) [Mental Breakdown] Scammer slows down with responses and starts admitting things and their lies fall away.
5 a) [L] Scammer get banned.
5 b) [Haha] Scam report gets closed.

 

[Geek]

How you saying the scam report queue is 2 weeks. Frick off nerd

 

[Dev1]

Takes that long to get one approved. Maybe depends on scam resolvers. (Emphasis on the maybe)

 

[Geek]

Takes that long to get one approved. Maybe depends on scam resolvers. (Emphasis on the maybe)

Sort by start date and screenshot right now. You fucking wont.

 

[Dev1]

Yes sir will do. 2018

 

[Geek]

Yes sir will do. 2018
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i hate u. Wrong sort date

 

[Dev1]

My bad, I think I should up that to a month.

 

[Geek]

Alright thats it. Im warning you for 1.5, brb.

 

[Unavailable]

4.5) scammers have IRL problems and cba to resolve the scam[DOUBLEPOST=1614653073][/DOUBLEPOST]

Alright thats it. Im warning you for 1.5, brb.

 

[Dev1]

First-hand experience? [DOUBLEPOST=1614653351][/DOUBLEPOST]Geek noooo.

I'll bribe you in DMs.

 

[Polarbears]

How you saying the scam report queue is 2 weeks. Frick off nerd

Yeah he's exaggerating its at least 3

 

[Sullybash12]

How you saying the scam report queue is 2 weeks. Frick off nerd

you're right, it's more like 5 weeks [DOUBLEPOST=1614653738][/DOUBLEPOST]

Yeah he's exaggerating its at least 3

jynx

 

[Dev1]

Haha, Geek, I'm gonna start a revolution...

 

[joerock777]

You forgot the part where random members come into the scam report and somehow make things more complicated

 

[stanle]

You forgot the part where random members come into the scam report and somehow make things more complicated

+1111111111111111111

 

[Dev1]

You forgot the part where random members come into the scam report and somehow make things more complicated

Yes and each of them writes a couple essays per reply.