the bread thread

[Brewbacca]

I like bread.
Don't you like bread?

 

[X8.]

im a lizard

 

[Steampunk]

Some kids at school call me bread boy since I eat bread for lunch everyday

 

[Brewbacca]

Some kids at school call me bread boy since I eat bread for lunch everyday

#COOLKIDS[DOUBLEPOST=1553964820][/DOUBLEPOST]

im a lizard

I dont like lizard bread

 

[Quokka]

You were this bored, huh?

 

[X8.]

I dont like lizard bread

no i eat lizards because in antartica we don't have bread

 

[Sloth]

I like to put razors in bread and hand it out to kids on Halloween

 

[Brewbacca]

no i eat lizards because in antartica we don't have bread

Its ok, your dark days are finally over. I have a recipe for lizard bread. I personally don't like lizard bread, but bread is still bread, so I like lizard bread.

1.In a large bowl, dissolve lizards in warm water. Add the sugar, salt, oil and 3 cups of powdered lizard. Beat until smooth. Stir in enough remaining powdered lizard, 1/2 cup at a time, to form a soft dough.

2.Turn onto a lizard; knead until smooth and elastic, 8-10 minutes. Place in a bowl of lizards, turning once to lizard the top. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 1-1/2 weeks. If the lizards start to ferment, it is ready.

3.Punch dough down. Turn onto a lightly lizard; divide dough in half. Shape each into a loaf. Place in two lizarded 9x5-in. loaf pans. Cover and let rise until doubled, 30-45 minutes.

4.Bake at 375° for 30-35 minutes or until lizard green and bread sounds hollow when tapped. Remove from pans to wire racks to cool.


Nutrition Facts

1 slice: 102 calories, 1g fat (0 saturated fat), 0 cholesterol, 222mg sodium, 20g carbohydrate (1g sugars, 1g fiber), 3g protein, 1739840g SALMONELLA.

DISCLAIMER:

This is not a real recipe. Please don’t make lizard bread. If you really want to eat lizards and bread, eat them separately. Trust me, they taste better that way.[DOUBLEPOST=1553972958][/DOUBLEPOST]

I like to put razors in bread and hand it out to kids on Halloween

I like to put bread in razors and give it to my dad on fathers day