There are many different types of MCM Professionals, but they can usually be divided up into 2 categories, Self Proclaimed Professional, and an actual professional. Actual MCM Professionals are believed to be a myth, and we personally have never seen one, it is believed that they died out millions of years ago, and perished along with the dinosaurs. So today we are going to focus on the common self proclaimed MCM professional, but to save myself typing time, I will shorten it down to "SPMP". So lets begin the life cycle of this great species.
Every SPMP starts off as a profile with the default profile picture, and during this stage in there life, they will usually trash threads and ruin the opportunity of there elders, it is a proven fact that in recent years, most SPMP die off in this stage of there lives, by either getting banned, or just dying on its own. The SPMP then grows into its adolescence stage of life, and gets a pfp off of google images, at this stage of an SPMP's life, they find a pack of similar people with interest, and then create a server that is totally unique. But this stage of there lives only last about 1-2 months as the SPMP's start fighting among each other as they feel that they are all too professional for each other. The SPMP's then resort to killing there pack and ruining there reputation. But it gets worse...they then proceed to perform cannibalism, and eat there former pack. The ordeal lasts for about 1-2 weeks, but sometimes it can be longer than that, and at the end, everything that the pack had built up is destroyed, and everybody hates each other. The SPMP then goes into a hibernation for 2 months on average, then returns to create either a managing service, web design service, etc. This is where they reach full maturity. They are often seen using the words "professional" and "great". This is where the SPMP gets its name.
The SPMP either gets a reputation for providing a good service, or (the more likely option) takes a job that they can not accomplish, and wastes every bodies time, the SPMP then gets involved in a scam report, which MrShawn or Dropset, but at the end, they are ultimately banned and killed off. The cycle continues, as the SPMP is then reincarnated as a ban evader account, but usually reincarnations do not last long in the harsh world, and then after years of ban evading, the SPMP's soul is put to rest as they move on to roblox development, or maybe...even get a life and leave the other species on this website behind, truly in...a better place.
This species is endangered, save the SPMPs!
Every SPMP starts off as a profile with the default profile picture, and during this stage in there life, they will usually trash threads and ruin the opportunity of there elders, it is a proven fact that in recent years, most SPMP die off in this stage of there lives, by either getting banned, or just dying on its own. The SPMP then grows into its adolescence stage of life, and gets a pfp off of google images, at this stage of an SPMP's life, they find a pack of similar people with interest, and then create a server that is totally unique. But this stage of there lives only last about 1-2 months as the SPMP's start fighting among each other as they feel that they are all too professional for each other. The SPMP's then resort to killing there pack and ruining there reputation. But it gets worse...they then proceed to perform cannibalism, and eat there former pack. The ordeal lasts for about 1-2 weeks, but sometimes it can be longer than that, and at the end, everything that the pack had built up is destroyed, and everybody hates each other. The SPMP then goes into a hibernation for 2 months on average, then returns to create either a managing service, web design service, etc. This is where they reach full maturity. They are often seen using the words "professional" and "great". This is where the SPMP gets its name.
The SPMP either gets a reputation for providing a good service, or (the more likely option) takes a job that they can not accomplish, and wastes every bodies time, the SPMP then gets involved in a scam report, which MrShawn or Dropset, but at the end, they are ultimately banned and killed off. The cycle continues, as the SPMP is then reincarnated as a ban evader account, but usually reincarnations do not last long in the harsh world, and then after years of ban evading, the SPMP's soul is put to rest as they move on to roblox development, or maybe...even get a life and leave the other species on this website behind, truly in...a better place.
This species is endangered, save the SPMPs!
Banned forever. Reason: Rules violations
