Well a lot of you who knew me before summer started know I worshiped a religion about sloths... So I am finally releasing the first excerpt from the Slothica (Bible).
Well it seems that certain users on the server believe that Slothyanity is just another name for Terrorism. This could be anything but the truth. Let's just start from the beginning!
Around 4.2 million years ago, the first sloth rose from the heavens and landed on Earth. at this time however Earth was nothing. Just a world filled with dinosaurs and sloths. Now as we all know most dinosaurs are not the brightest in the bunch so they were pretty easily defeated by the sloths cunning wisdom. After the defeat of the dinosaurs the sloths needed a way to cover it up. So they said a giant meteor hit the planet and killed only the dinosaurs. After this the world known as Slothia was founded. It was divided by two religions and two groups. Slothica with the two-toed sloths and Slothyanity with the three-toed sloths. From the foundation of Slothia a prophet rose known simply as "Sloth".
At first, all was well in the world. This was until religious conflicts started overcoming the lands. Soon the two prides began attacking one another in holy wars for control over the holy lands. After a long and bloody war. Both types of sloth were cut down the the edge of extinction. Allowing humans to come in and conquer what was left of the world. The new human religions spread across the lands like wildfire and the sloths were not happy. It was decided that in order to survive both sloth types must work together in order to liberate their taken world.
This backfired however. Killing millions more in the outcome. The sloths that survived the ordeal were sent off to a secluded island known today as Costa Rica. On this island sloths were forced into what humans called "Sanctuaries". This couldn't be further from the truth. These are concentration camps for sloths. Meant to eradicate the very few who still exist and kill what is left of the religion.
I sit here today telling this tale because I escaped the horrors in Slothwitz (The Camp).
and that's it folks..........
PS: They have started making money off us http://www.slothsanctuary.com/
Well it seems that certain users on the server believe that Slothyanity is just another name for Terrorism. This could be anything but the truth. Let's just start from the beginning!
Around 4.2 million years ago, the first sloth rose from the heavens and landed on Earth. at this time however Earth was nothing. Just a world filled with dinosaurs and sloths. Now as we all know most dinosaurs are not the brightest in the bunch so they were pretty easily defeated by the sloths cunning wisdom. After the defeat of the dinosaurs the sloths needed a way to cover it up. So they said a giant meteor hit the planet and killed only the dinosaurs. After this the world known as Slothia was founded. It was divided by two religions and two groups. Slothica with the two-toed sloths and Slothyanity with the three-toed sloths. From the foundation of Slothia a prophet rose known simply as "Sloth".
At first, all was well in the world. This was until religious conflicts started overcoming the lands. Soon the two prides began attacking one another in holy wars for control over the holy lands. After a long and bloody war. Both types of sloth were cut down the the edge of extinction. Allowing humans to come in and conquer what was left of the world. The new human religions spread across the lands like wildfire and the sloths were not happy. It was decided that in order to survive both sloth types must work together in order to liberate their taken world.
This backfired however. Killing millions more in the outcome. The sloths that survived the ordeal were sent off to a secluded island known today as Costa Rica. On this island sloths were forced into what humans called "Sanctuaries". This couldn't be further from the truth. These are concentration camps for sloths. Meant to eradicate the very few who still exist and kill what is left of the religion.
I sit here today telling this tale because I escaped the horrors in Slothwitz (The Camp).
and that's it folks..........
PS: They have started making money off us http://www.slothsanctuary.com/
