"This is scamming freakin' central"

[Justis]

So, Shortninja was spamming something about "SCAM CITY" in shoutbox, and he said he wanted a song to write a beat to...
So...
I took it upon myself to write up some lyrics.
I know they're not perfect, so any feedback you could offer would be appreciated.
Not that I intend on being some sort of professional music artist.
Anyways, here they are:

Scam City
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(to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle"?)

Welcome to the city,
Where nobody is free.
Our product, even less-so,
There's no generosity.

If you've come for fun and games,
Man I swear I was the same...
But after scam and scam and scam again,
All I can do is file claims.

So if you care about your soul,
Don't you dig yourself this hole.
Run as far as you can go.
Keep your life under control.

Scam city,
Scamming freakin' central.
Won't you listen to my, plea, plea, pleasssee......

Before you have to seeeeee... O_O

- music -

We're all dying here alone.
Our humanity overthrown.
Leave while you still have a chance.
Or you'll likely turn to stone..

Once you see what we've got in store...
I swear you're bound to hit the floor.
We'll swindle you so bloody fast
You're unable to say "bish the door".

Scam city.
Nobody here is free!!
Just get away from. .. . ME, Meeeeeee!!!

We'll scam you to your knees!!!!

Scam city.
Scamming you blind city!!

Just take your cash and leave!!!!

Scam city.
Scamming feking city..
.. . .. . .
-bass-

We'll tear you dowwwwwn!!.....

 

[Shortninja]

Hey would you look at that I got bored and started a beat too:

it sounds very trappy


if I get bored this weekend I'll probably make a song with this

 

[Justis]

Hey would you look at that I got bored and started a beat too:

it sounds very trappy


if I get bored this weekend I'll probably make a song with this

Yes, please do.
I'd love to hear you sing it. If you can.

 

[Shortninja]

Justis What do you think it should feel like? Like the original Rack City or?

 

[Justis]

Shortninja Welcome to the jungle by Guns N' Roses?


I don't know how you can replicate that...
But that was the tune I had in my head while writing it.
If you wanna go a different way with it, that's 110% awesomely okay.

 

[Shortninja]

Justis It matches nearly perfectly but I would NEVER EVERER get EVEN CLOSE to Axle's voice

 

[kitcat]

This is so stupid it's sort of amazing. Congratulations.