Welcome my girlfriend

[montyburly]

i am glad this thread is here so ew can show off the fact that he has a girlfriend to us

 

[nara~kavi]

She's obsessed with quarter faced selfies, if you saw my skype pic its pretty much full face. She doesn't realise she's beautiful.

are you saying your girlfriend is a quarter

 

[kitcat]

This thread gets so much attention because of the word "girlfriend" in it :3

 

[Devon]

I love how people keep saying we're all virgins and shit, like what difference does it make? You can't fuck a girl (or dude if thats what you're into) over the internet anyways. Unless you got some screen portal thing you can shove your dick through. Gah, just leave this thread

 

[Speed]

The only reason I came here was to welcome a new user, but no, thirsty virgins had to come in and type bullshit

mhm
thats what they all say

 

[Doge]

Why is this thread so popular?