What does MCMarket Eat for breakfast?

[F1sher]

For those of you who came here for an awful pun based on the title:
MCMarket eats Cookies and Malicious User's reputations for breakfast
sori for not being able to come up with a better pun

For those of you who came for other reasons, what do you eat for breakfast? Yesterday morning I just mastered the technique of making 2 sunny-side-up eggs perfectly (the secret is butter before eggs). Then I make 2 pieces of toast cut diagonally for a total of 4 slices of buttered bread in a skillet. 6:44am and this is what's on my mind.

What do you eat for breakfast?

 

[F1sher]

i dont eat breakfast

the most important meal of the day, serving it up

gary's way

CHA

 

[Tommy W]

i eet bekfast
(cereal) xd

 

[X8.]

Crepes

 

[Violet]

I eat pussy

 

[F1sher]

I eat pussy

edgy and savage, me like

 

[Kuchy]

I have morning classes so breakfast isn't really an option for me. Coffee gets me through so that's it

 

[YourPanda]

I have a list, and it depends on what I am feeling that day.

Brownies, Donuts, Pretzels, Breakfast sandwich, cheeze itz, cookies, nothing, the list goes on.

 

[Dad]

I eat hamantaschens for breakfast

 

[februus]

Toast and water

 

[Choo]

breakfast is just pre-lunch change my mind

 

[on]

i love me some cheerios