What have you done in valentine's day?
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I didn't know it was valentine.
I went on mcm.
Inb4 you become a father due to an outdated itemwell mine turned out better then expected, anyways you guys probably wanna hear this juice so il tell you what happened. So basically my girlfriend is usually bitchy right? So anyways i remember it was Valentine's Day so I made sure to buy her like a little shitty thing of roses from sobeys and like some chocolate that was expensive af like 20$ for like a few truffles. So it's like mid school and I'm with her and out of no where she just starts bitching me out saying that i didn't even wish her a happy Valentine's Day and say she was cute or your my valentines blah blah blah and just straight up told me that we were done, then slapped me right in the face and walked away. So at this point I basically felt like a idiot for not giving her the stuff early and not made it a surprise so I was kinda feeling let down. Skip like a few hours and my friends try to cheer me up and so we go to a party and get piss drunk when my girlfriend texts me saying sorry and that she was a bitch and that basically she wants me back and she already misses me, so piss drunk me decides ayyye this is my chance so I go over to her house give her the flowers and chocolate and everything good goes on from there so saying that west had a pretty lucky Valentine's Day if u know what I mean.
ALWAYS WEAR A PLASTIC BAGGY KIDO
Pretty sure anyone who's had sex can vouch with us on that
If not they neither had sex or had it the right way with the right force of pleasure.
I made a pocket pussy, does that count?
Why did i not get the news that [Censored] premium was free....
U, u! I get it! You beat your meat.
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