Wish game

[BrianGrug]

I wish I had a dad.

 

[fawny]

granted but he's six feet under

 

[Marek]

I wish I had everlasting happiness.

 

[Choo]

But you die when ur 8 years old

I wish I had a 1 character minecraft name

 

[dawn]

But you die when ur 8 years old

I wish I had a 1 character minecraft name

but it gets pulled by mojang

i wish i didnt have crippling anxiety

 

[Doughnut]

Granted but its on loan.
I wish I was loved.

 

[Louwtjie]

granted but then you forget the account details and cant log in, forever losing that account.

i wish i didnt have to pay for train tickets

on your way the train crashes.

I wish I was dead

 

[Choo]

Granted but its on loan.
I wish I was loved.

but you're loved by someone very ugly

I wish I was the most popular kid in my school

 

[Doughnut]

but you're loved by someone very ugly

I wish I was the most popular kid in my school

but you're popular because people like to make jokes about you.

I wish my grandfather was alive.

 

[Choo]

but you're popular because people like to make jokes about you.

I wish my grandfather was alive.

But he has alzheimers and doesnt remember you

I wish I had a faithful friend

 

[Vurow]

But beats you everyday with his lunch box

I wish I can fly

 

[Doughnut]

But he has alzheimers and doesnt remember you

I wish I had a faithful friend

He actually did :/
Welp RIP.

 

[Arik]

But beats you everyday with his lunch box

I wish I can fly

An airplane hits you and you fall to the ground dying several days later when you were in the hospital getting operated on by a doctor that was unqualified.

I wish I had a monopoly.

 

[leangze]

An airplane hits you and you fall to the ground dying several days later when you were in the hospital getting operated on by a doctor that was unqualified.

I wish I had a monopoly.

You have a monopoly, but the company finds out and it goes bankrupt.

I wish I had free MC servers for life with no advertisements, and 24/7 uptime, with 100s of players

 

[Lag]

You have a monopoly, but the company finds out and it goes bankrupt.

I wish I had free MC servers for life with no advertisements, and 24/7 uptime, with 100s of players

Granted, but 512mb server that gets ddosed everyday with no players.

I wish I had a falafel shop.

 

[Vurow]

I wish I had a falafel shop.

You have a falafel shop but it gets robbed when you're selling your Semi OG accounts

I wish to get on DramaAlert

 

[Lag]

You have a falafel shop but it gets robbed when you're selling your Semi OG accounts

I wish to get on DramaAlert

You get on DramaAlert but it's because you got robbed by Jake Paul

 

[BrianGrug]

I wish 3 kids wondered into my van

 

[rekt]

I wish 3 kids wondered into my van

granted but they're very sweaty and gross looking
I wish I wasn't as emo

 

[Shanks]

I wish I had a big dick