£5 BTC for the funniest joke

[Canis Lupus]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I want money

 

[Cleora]

Life is a lot like a penis.
Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.


Then a woman makes it hard.

 

[Rayan]

whats a name thats wet? water

 

[boot]

I went to a restaurant the other night and I ordered completely in French. Everyone was amazed by it. It was a Chinese restaurant. Anyways, she brings out my lobster and it's only got one claw. I ask where the other one is and she says "it was in a fight. I tell her to bring this rubbish back and bring me the winner.

 

[Shadow]

Why didn't the two tampons talk to eachother?

They were both stuck up cunts

 

[Rahul.]

you

 

[Kadenlol]

Thread Title
£5 BTC for the funniest joke

Prize name
I am giving away £5 worth of Bitcoin

Requirements and other relevant information
Whoever's joke I think is the funniest can have the BTC. No rules for the jokes, no offence taken. LETS GO

End date
Dec 26, 2019

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Dec 26, 2019

my love life

 

[Blue Dot]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[UK_Mark]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the otherside

 

[Smoggy]

ur mom