20$ Giveaway!

[EpicFooF]

joke: person 1: Hi tod name I love and dirt.
person 2 : ERROR 404 english not found

 

[Plattiinum]

1) Show me some love Commere bro (づ￣ ³￣)づ
2) Comment down below with a funny joke:

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

 

[Blade]

1. Ily
2. Jurhed

LMAO

 

[Theo J]

Followed you for de luv

And I was going to tell a joke about a river, but it was too mainstream.

 

[Disobey]

meme-lord mike makes many memes in a minute, how many memes can meme-lord mike make per month?

dank

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[Whiskey]

I got 3 Mexican jokes here and if you're Mexican than screw me.

Number Juan. What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator.

An elevator can support a family of four.


2. What do you call a building full of Mexicans?

A prison


3. Why can't you play uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

 

[Deep]

I was reading a book about anti-gravity


I can't put it down..

 

[SaintB]

I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke, but I won't get a reaction!

 

[MountainDew]

Say something.
"Pick a shoe"
Make a sentence with it
"Pick a shoe, attack Thunderbolt!"

 

[rayzo]

Love!

Spoiler: Joke

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

 

[internetkabel]

What did one computer say to the other?

"010101101010101010101"

 

[Scaredy]

What was the last thing going through the minds of the jumpers during 9/11?
Their ankles.

What was the last thing going through the heads of the people on the 95th floor?
The 96th floor.

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team?
The New York Jets

 

[RhinoMC]

meme-lord mike makes many memes in a minute, how many memes can meme-lord mike make per month?

dank

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Stolen from me. :I