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Sexyness is Withing, Oh wait, You sexyness is already published.
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You're too~~ sexy
Hey baby I put the STD in stud all I need is U.[DOUBLEPOST=1450117466,1450103852][/DOUBLEPOST]If you were my homework, I would take you home, slam you on to the table, and do you all night long.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
What is a creeper's favourite subject?
Hissssstory!
Hissssstory!
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Xmas and it's still printing !
My Face is the funniest joke I can think of.
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Joke: Old people always poke me at weddings and say "You're next"
So I started doing the same thing at funerals.
Joke: Old people always poke me at weddings and say "You're next"
So I started doing the same thing at funerals.
A man walks into a bar.
When he crosses the threshold, he performs a somersault and lands on a bar stool.
The bartender says 'Wow that was cool, where did you learn to do that?'
The man replies 'I worked as a clown in the circus for 2 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink for his awesome performance, just when another man walks in.
This man crosses the threshold, does a double backflip and lands on a bar stool next to the other man.
Says the bartender 'That's amazing, did you learn that at the circus?'
The man's answer is 'yes, I worked there as an acrobat for 5 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink too, and adds a little umbrella to the glass just for show.
As the evening progresses and the 2 men reminiscence about their life in the circus, another man walks in.
As soon as he crosses the threshold he performs a forward cartwheel followed by 3 backflips and a corkscrew, and lands on bar stool next to the other 2.
The bartender and the 2 circus artists stare at him in astonishment, and the whole bar falls silent for a while.
Finally the bartender asks 'what in the blazes was YOUR job at the circus?'
The man says 'Oh, I never worked at the Circus, I just tripped over the doormat!'
Oh and here's some
When he crosses the threshold, he performs a somersault and lands on a bar stool.
The bartender says 'Wow that was cool, where did you learn to do that?'
The man replies 'I worked as a clown in the circus for 2 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink for his awesome performance, just when another man walks in.
This man crosses the threshold, does a double backflip and lands on a bar stool next to the other man.
Says the bartender 'That's amazing, did you learn that at the circus?'
The man's answer is 'yes, I worked there as an acrobat for 5 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink too, and adds a little umbrella to the glass just for show.
As the evening progresses and the 2 men reminiscence about their life in the circus, another man walks in.
As soon as he crosses the threshold he performs a forward cartwheel followed by 3 backflips and a corkscrew, and lands on bar stool next to the other 2.
The bartender and the 2 circus artists stare at him in astonishment, and the whole bar falls silent for a while.
Finally the bartender asks 'what in the blazes was YOUR job at the circus?'
The man says 'Oh, I never worked at the Circus, I just tripped over the doormat!'
Oh and here's some
I love you.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
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