20x Supreme Upgrade

[RacKore]

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20x Supreme Upgrade

Prize 20x Supreme Upgrade

Requirements and other information top 20 jokes win (priority to original jokes)

End date Jan 13, 2022

 

[Mick]

 

[Rubjah]

my life

 

[kingleo]

A guy walks into a shop and asks for some helicopter chips (crisps if youre british).

The shopkeeper says; sorry, we only have plane.








badum tss

 

[169561]

What's the favourite band of an enderman?

Spoiler: Answer

Imagine Dragons

Post automatically merged: Jan 10, 2022

What’s the Queens favorite Minecraft item?​

Spoiler: Answer

Totem of undying

 

[Aaron]

Neil never had a girlfriend.

He became Neil Armstrong.

 

[andhra21231]

Why Enderman Can TP ?
Because They Eat Chorus

 

[nidzoo]

Where does the sheep get his hair cut?
The baa baa shop

 

[solo]

BadBadBoss 4Zero

 

[BadBadBoss]

Why don't crows ever get accidents?
Because they always warn each other (Caw Caw)

 

[Dubzo]

What would happen if Disney took over the homepage of MC-Market?

It would no longer be Mick ey's House.

 

[Delkov]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[Kann]

Three gold rules:
1. Never ask a man for his salary
2. Never ask woman for her birth date
3. Never ask a minecraft youtuber how they got stacked set from the off camera mining

 

[Lucid]

Inserting multiple jokes to increase my odds as there is no rule against it.

1. If the Minecraft world is infinite... how does the sun revolve around it?
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2. Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.
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3. (a joke for math nerds) What’s the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime.
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4. When I was a kid my mom had died because we couldn't remember her blood type.. I still remember her last words.. "be positive" but it was so hard to..
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5. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except when you're at a funeral.

 

[12th]

How do you stop a fight between two blind homeless men?
Yell I got money on the one with a knife ;p

 

[PixelModels]

What happens if someone scares you half to death and then scares you half to death again?

 

[Scroll32]

Mick when he sees that the site is active again.

Post automatically merged: Jan 11, 2022

Mick when he sees that 20 ranks are being paid for and given away.

 

[Uluro]

Alr Alr.

So. What's the best thing about Switzerland?? I don't know. But the flag is a big PLUS.

You know what? I invented a new world! Plagiarism.

So. Do you know why scientists don't trust atoms? It's because they make up everything.