20x Supreme Upgrade

[zArrowTan]

Alr Alr.

So. What's the best thing about Switzerland?? I don't know. But the flag is a big PLUS.

You know what? I invented a new world! Plagiarism.

So. Do you know why scientists don't trust atoms? It's because they make up everything.

I like how you guys just copy jokes from online
https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/



Anyways here's mine
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

Spoiler: Answer

You can unscrew the light bulb

Edit: remembered another one

Why did Teressa knock on the refrigerator?

Spoiler: Answer

There could be a salad dressing

 

[risunderrated]

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

Spoiler: Answer

You can unscrew the light bulb

Hahah that's so messed up I love it.

 

[Lucid]

Inserting multiple jokes to increase my odds as there is no rule against it.

1. If the Minecraft world is infinite... how does the sun revolve around it?
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2. Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.
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3. (a joke for math nerds) What’s the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime.
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4. When I was a kid my mom had died because we couldn't remember her blood type.. I still remember her last words.. "be positive" but it was so hard to..
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5. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except when you're at a funeral.

if i win i’ll gladly take 2 months of ultimate

 

[PepijnWeijers]

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

 

[TheUpioti]

Who’s there?
SYN flood.
SYN flood who?
Knock knock.…

 

[Lighteds]

It seems everyone has a case of the fortnite funnies

 

[Zebra.]

Your dong

 

[Akalix]

Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner?

Spoiler: Joke

He was given the cold shoulder.

 

[Zodiac]

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
(Ultimate if possible )

 

[SheepeyDarkness]

Why did the strawberry cry?
The mom was in a jam.

 

[skyout]

If I ever have twins, I’d use one for parts.

 

[RacKore]

I hate picking winners so you are all winners.

 

[zArrowTan]

I hate picking winners so you are all winners.

Wow, so will I be getting supreme?

Edit: WOW, Thanks for this gift. I really appreciate it!

 

[Joddy]

F I missed it

 

[RacKore]

Ultimate Billed Annually:

Zodiac
Zebra.
Lucid
solo
PixelModels



Joddy Are you sure?

 

[PixelModels]

Ultimate Billed Annually:

Zodiac
Zebra.
Lucid
solo
PixelModels



Joddy Are you sure?

I kiss your heart thank you

 

[zArrowTan]

I kiss your heart thank you

I like how you won Supreme and Ultimate

 

[PixelModels]

I like how you won Supreme and Ultimate

Me too, I love gifts