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[15568]

Says the kid pricing Pikachu at 1000$ LMAO

TRUE LMAO

 

[Mazz]

why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side

 

[Pikachu]

Says the kid pricing Pikachu at 1000$ LMAO

TRUE LMAO

"True" I'm actually BIN'ing it at half that price so lol?

 

[15568]

"True" I'm actually BIN'ing it at half that price so lol?

still overpriced af

 

[Boy]

Here's my joke
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kitcat bought the account "Ocelot" for $700 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[kitcat]

Here's my joke
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kitcat bought the account "Ocelot" for $700 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Uhh... .[DOUBLEPOST=1447988215,1447988073][/DOUBLEPOST]Anyway, here's my joke:
A dyslexic man robs a pub.
"Put your sticking hands up, this is a fuck-up!".

 

[qp.]

Love you for doing this



Q.) A fat butcher is 14 feet tall and has a shoe size of 18 what does he weight?

A.) Meat...

 

[Struggle]

A man walked into a bar...

Spoiler

and said ouch!

 

[EpicFooF]

joke: person 1: Hi tod name I love and dirt.
person 2 : ERROR 404 english not found

 

[Strayer]

Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

 

[iCow]

Joke:
So a new Couple get a new Pc. They have to put in a new password. So the husband puts in "mypenis." The wife falls down laughing because it says "Sorry, it is too short."

 

[Dragon]

Entered.

Here's my joke (Google FTW):

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Thanks for doing this giveaway.

 

[Infinite]

what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? VIRGIN MOBILE

 

[PieFace]

Why do cows need bells




BECAUSE THERE HORNS DON'T WORK LOL

 

[Jay]

When you cut my head off you cry beside me, what am I?

Spoiler: Answer

Onion

 

[dentoffe]

 

[Plattiinum]

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Commere bro
Joke:
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"