Best Joke Gets $1

[Quadro]

Title says it all. Ends July 10th. Must be creative and funny, something like:

Spoiler: lel

Have you ever had African food?
No..
They haven't either.
creds to ogmaster

 

[Mick]

OGMaster makes quality posts.

 

[Quadro]

Can we post more than one? Well, here are some jokes that made me chuckle


Africans have the best drinking games.

Like, "The last one to find water dies"...



A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''


Spoken by a fat lady, I didn't go to the gym today, but the guy working at McDonald's name was Jim so.. same thing right?



Please tell me I win

hahaha

 

[Wottsits12345]

How do you swat 200 flies at one time
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

 

[OptiBrine]

Your mom.

 

[Wottsits12345]

Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.4

Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom:...

I like the second. did chuckle r8 8/8

 

[OptiBrine]

Last time I heard that joke I fell of my dinosaur.



G E T R E K T.

You're just mad cuz your mom has a bigger dick than you.

 

[OptiBrine]

badumm tsss

(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

 

[OptiBrine]

We aint your therapists, get one and share your problem with him/her.

u w0t? ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

 

[Quadro]

I have a question, if you see a question that is hands down the best you think you will see, will the winner be chosen earlier? Sorry to sound so desperate but this thread literally came as soon as I saw something for $1 ,-,

yeah. if it's reallygood I'll pay more[DOUBLEPOST=1436440678,1436440567][/DOUBLEPOST]

Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.4

Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom:...

How do you swat 200 flies at one time
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Current winners

 

[OptiBrine]

yeah. if it's reallygood I'll pay more[DOUBLEPOST=1436440678,1436440567][/DOUBLEPOST]

Current winners

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

 

[Quadro]

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

lol