Best Joke Gets $1

[Train]

The doorbell rang one Halloween and, when I answered it, there was a little boy dressed as the Predator stood there with his dad.
"And who are you?" I asked as I bent down to give him a sweet.
"He's a child Predator," said his dad.
"What a coincidence," I thought.

 

[Hike]

Do you like wendys
Yea
Wendys nuts are in your mouth

 

[Tom]

joke.

 

[Yuno]

How do you call a fat train? a chew chew train!
What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra? now you can see me now you can't now you can see me now you can't xd

 

[Badger]

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

 

[Badger]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

 

[Narwhal]

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

 

[Designation]

Two wrongs don't make a right
Take your parents for example

 

[Brazy]

Women's Rights.