Best Original Joke - 3 Free Unmigrated Accounts

[Jake]

I dont understand.

Rip your brain cells then.

 

[Jake]

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medicalclinic.

He puts a sign outside the clinic:
“A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500;

we’ll pay you $1,000 if we fail.”
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to hisclinic.
Doctor: “I have lost my sense of taste.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine
from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations!

You've got your taste back.

That will be $500.”


The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later torecover his money.


Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”


Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops inthe patient’s mouth.”


Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”


Engineer: “Congratulations!

You've got your memory back.

That will be $500.”


The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, moredetermined than
ever to make his money back.


Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”


Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this.

Take this $1,000,’, passingthe doctor a
$500 note.


Doctor: “But this is $500...”
Engineer: “Congratulations!

You've got your vision back!

That will be $500.”

This is probably on internet, but i don't need accounts xD

This seems like it's copied straight from the internet xD

 

[Jake]

who cares xD лol

True, mine's probably on the internet somewhere, probably quite popular on there.

 

[SoldierAlex]

Bob was very horny so he went to dunkin donuts and asked for a sausage and the cashier said do you want a donut with that?