Best Original Joke - 3 Free Unmigrated Accounts

[SoldierAlex]

I hope you have Obama care bruh, because you just got BURNED.

(Obama care, you get it :3)

Boom! Give the guy his account!
Jkjk

 

[nara~kavi]

lol. Nah, I can deal with it. I'm pointing out how sad it is for you to use gay as an insult, simple as that. I know you're native language isn't English but just try to understand me.

i am gay and i do not care, i think you are being a baby ^_^

here is my original joke:

Spoiler

poop

lol

 

[SoldierAlex]

i am gay and i do not care, i think you are being a baby ^_^

here is my original joke:

Spoiler

poop

lol

*Clap *Clap not even google had that joke

 

[Stuarrt]

Thanks for pointing out that extremely minor typo.

The point being that you called him out how English isn't his native language, but yet he corrected your grammar xD I think it's funny af

 

[SMKM]

The point being that you called him out how English isn't his native language, but yet he corrected your grammar xD I think it's funny af

haha, I made a typo, who doesn't?
not to mention, I said that because he couldn't understand the first time I said "it's sad to use gay as an insult".

 

[nara~kavi]

haha, I made a typo, who doesn't?
not to mention, I said that because he couldn't understand the first time I said "it's sad to use gay as an insult".

this is a thread about jokes, not being gay

 

[SMKM]

this is a thread about jokes, not being gay

yep I know, you must not have read the entire conversation.

 

[nara~kavi]

yep I know, you must not have read the entire conversation.

just tell a joke!!

 

[SMKM]

just tell a joke!!

Even if I told a good joke, at this point he wouldn't give me a free account. lol

 

[Nighterblde]

haha, I made a typo, who doesn't?
not to mention, I said that because he couldn't understand the first time I said "it's sad to use gay as an insult".

I actually did understand what you said, I'm not sure where my respond made it look like I didn't.

Even if I told a good joke, at this point he wouldn't give me a free account. lol

I actually would, if the joke is good.

 

[Explorer]

A Professor and a Janitor meet up. The Professor says "I will ask you a question, if you get it wrong you owe me $5, then you ask me a question and if i get it wrong i give you $5000." The Janitor accepts the deal, and so the Professor asks " what is the formula for water?" The Janitor says "i dont know" and hands over $5 to the Professor. The Professor said " your turn to ask a question." The Janitor replies and asks "what walks on 3 legs and sleeps on 2?". The Professor could not think of an answer and gave $5000 to the Janitor. The Professor then asked the Janitor "May you tell me the answer?, what walks on 3 legs and sleeps on 2." The Janitor said "I dont know" and handed the proffesor $5.

nice

 

[Rypeo]

Shoutout to all sidewalks;
for keeping me off the streets.

 

[OptiBrine]

What do you call Nighterblde's shop being out of stock? He's finally gained some moneyyyyyyyy
Jkjk
Here's a pun.
"Need a arc? I noah guy"

 

[BoomScoom]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

 

[SMKM]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

I don't get it..

 

[BoomScoom]

I don't get it..

They charged one as in giving him a fine and let the other one off as if it were a fire work

 

[xX99oddXx]

A guy walks into a bar, ouch, most unoriginal joke ever but enter me, I suck at jokes. Also didn't see the person above who posted this.