Best Original Joke - 3 Free Unmigrated Accounts

[Synic]

I only have programming jokes. Not sure if you'll understand / accept them but if you do, here they are.

A programmer goes up to a girl and says, "Hey girl, are you a getter method? Because I'd like you to access my private fields.

A programmer goes up to a girl and says, "Hey, I heard you're great at debugging so maybe you can handle the exception in my pants?"

A programmer goes up to a girl and says, "Hey, are you a database? Because I'd like to SQL inject you."

Spoiler: pls

pls pick me

 

[Nighterblde]

I only have programming jokes. Not sure if you'll understand / accept them but if you do, here they are.

A programmer goes up to a girl and says, "Hey girl, are you a getter method? Because I'd like you to access my private fields.

A programmer goes up to a girl and says, "Hey, I heard you're great at debugging so maybe you can handle the exception in my pants?"

A programmer goes up to a girl and says, "Hey, are you a database? Because I'd like to SQL inject you."

Spoiler: pls

i wnt accs pls pik me

Okay this is actually pretty good.

 

[Synic]

Okay this is actually pretty good.

thx i love you long time

 

[TheJTop]

Prepare For Offence!!!

What Does the priest and Macdonalds have in common?

They both stick their meat in 4 year old buns!

 

[MooshyTracks]

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one of the two says, "I'll have H2O"

The second one says, "I'll have H2O too"

The second dies.

 

[SandyBlox]

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one of the two says, "I'll have H2O"

The second one says, "I'll have H2O too"

The second dies.

Heh heh

 

[Synic]

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one of the two says, "I'll have H2O"

The second one says, "I'll have H2O too"

The second dies.

I love this.

 

[TechBanana]

What's the difference between 1.8s framerate and a piece of shit?

Spoiler

absolutely nothing

 

[xX99oddXx]

What do you get when you cross a sci-fi film with a toad?

Spoiler

STAR WARTS

 

[HDM]

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

 

[Router]

deez nuts

 

[xX99oddXx]

deez nuts

lel.

 

[Wottsits12345]

My servers never go down,

But I do

Spoiler: Tee Hee

 

[Proposition Joe]

What's the most purchased item in Portugal on mother's day?
A razor.

 

[Maccas]

Why did the chicken cross the wet concrete? Because he's a cunt