(Best Pickup line game) List your best pickup lines

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Is ur dad forge? Cos you look optifine.
My d**k is dead can i burry it in ur As$.
Are u a dirt block? Bcus i dig u.
Are u a sheep? Cos ima shave u.
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Thanks, its a oldie but goodie.[DOUBLEPOST=1442971741,1442971450][/DOUBLEPOST]I got another one.
"When's your birthday?"
"May 18th"
"I bet god cried a lot that day"
"Um, why?"
"Because he had to give up his most precious angel"
:)
You got some good ones, these are the ones you wouldn't get slapped for.
 
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