(Best Pickup line game) List your best pickup lines

[sdlkajsda]

Hey, I'm a moderator on a gaming forum *raises eyebrows seductively*

Lies, you're the Owner now.

 

[Doge]

Lies, you're the Owner now.

This will surely get him the girls.

 

[sdlkajsda]

This will surely get him the girls.

 

[Shattered]

hi

lol

I agree

'hi'

 

[Quissy7]

This will surely get him the girls.

Are you a Doge? Cuz I'm a bitch!

Trying to accept my own post here lol...

 

[Smyth]

Do you have ten icies? Cause your the only ten icie.

 

[Quissy7]

Are you Wi-Fi, Because I feel like we have a great connection
Do you work at little caesars? cause you're hot and I'm ready
See my friend over there? he wants to know if you think I'm cute
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend
I'll eat you like my Oreos, open you and lick you till theres no more white stuff
Hey girl, I just got done fucking a cat! now i'm ready for some real pussy!

Love it lol

 

[Quissy7]

Is your body from Burger King? Cus you're meaty!

 

[Satan]

Your eyes sparkle like diamonds, and your body feels so hot, you might just melt me cause I wanna try to mine you as quickly as I can with my sharp pick

 

[Quissy7]

Your eyes sparkle like diamonds, and your body feels so hot, you might just melt me cause I wanna try to mine you as quickly as I can with my sharp pick

That's.. a lonnnng pick up line lol. You'd say that to someone and they'd probably ask what you said 4 times before they understood it ^^

 

[Satan]

That's.. a lonnnng pick up line lol. You'd say that to someone and they'd probably ask what you said 4 times before they understood it ^^

gotta say it slow and flirty

 

[Yuno]

Is your dad a pokemon trainer? Then why do you look so 'leveled up'
or developed lol

 

[Clockwork]

Is there a phone in your pants? Because your booty is calling me!
Are you a redstone torch? Coz you're extending my piston...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Maccas]

Are you a waiter? Because I want to put a tip in your box *wink* *wink*

 

[kitcat]

This will surely get him the girls.

"Hey, I own a popular site full of nerds... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "[DOUBLEPOST=1445335393,1445335228][/DOUBLEPOST]

These are the ones that got me a date in 7th grade.

LOL