Christmas Graphics Giveaway

[Tradusor]

Hey everyone for the next 10 days I will be giving away a couple of graphics that will be made for the winner, all I ask is for you to follow the format below and tell me a joke or two, Merry Christmas!

Reply with the following:
Name-
Color Theme-
Item in hand-
Joke-

Rewards:
Profile Picture 12/15/15
Channel Art 12/16/15
Profile Picture 12/17/15
Channel Art 12/18/15
Thumbnail for 1 video 12/19/15
Profile Picture 12/20/15
Channel Art 12/21/15
Profile Picture 12/22/15
Channel Art 12/24/15
Youtube Packager (Profile Picture, Channel Art, 5 thumbnails for DIFFRENT series.)
12/25/15

 

[Yuno]

Format: pfp
Name- mum
Color Theme: red
Item in hand: nothin

 

[Tradusor]

Format: pfp
Name- mum
Color Theme: red
Item in hand: nothin

Wheres le joke at?

 

[n0tzach]

Name- Vexy
Color Theme- Blue
Item in hand- Sandwich
Joke-
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

[Tradusor]

Name- Vexy
Color Theme- Blue
Item in hand- Sandwich
Joke-
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Seen it, but it made me laugh so Entered!

 

[pozo]

Format: pfp
Name- pozo
Color Theme: red
Item in hand: nothin

There was a girl, she was spending a night with 2 guys, in the morning she couldn't walk right... WOW she must of eaten A LOT of Food... xD

 

[TheClockWorker]

Name- UnbalancedCrunch
Color Theme- Red
Item in hand- Diamond Sword
Joke-
I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket,
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

 

[TinyRick]

Name- HolyWaffle
Color Theme- Yellow
Item in hand- sword or bow or nothing
Joke-
Cop: "did you kill this man??"
Me: :Nah, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes."
Cop: "Case closed"

 

[Reforming]

Name- well my minecraft name is Reforming, but I'd like everything to say Shoy
Color Theme- Light Blue
Item in hand- none
Joke- Yo momma so big fat, that she wasn't a was mcdonalds big mac! (YGS 100)