Corrupt-a-Wish

[Atmazphere]

This is a pretty old game, but I got the idea after seeing it recently on another forum.

Example: I'd say, "I wish I won the lottery" and another use would reply "Granted, but you lost the ticket."

So, it will look like this:

Granted, but you lost the money.

I wish I was Donald Trump.

To keep a chain going, once you've corrupted someone elses wish, make a wish in the same post.

I'll start.
I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Clare]

Granted, but you gave it to me.

You didn’t make a wish..

I wish to see a Post Malone concert!

 

[Atmazphere]

You didn’t make a wish..

I wish to see a Post Malone concert!

Granted, but it's on TV.

I wish I had a plane.

 

[FreshlyCooked]

Granted, but it has no wings.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[moon10k]

Granted, but it has no wings.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but everyone you love dies in a week.

I wish scammers didn't exist

 

[FreshlyCooked]

Granted, but everyone you love dies in a week.

I wish scammers didn't exist

Granted, but you have no money.

I wish I had legos to step on.

 

[WordsOG]

Granted, But they're in hard to open packets

I wish my dad came back

 

[Arik]

Granted, but he died before you got to see him.

I wish I owned 200 sex slaves.

 

[Paradise]

Granted, they all had Aids

I wish I could fly

 

[Paradise]

Granted, but your dick would shrink an inch everytime you did

Granted, but only 2cm high.

I wish I could teleport

I wish I had the new Yeezys

 

[Arik]

Granted, but only 2cm high.

I wish I could teleport

Granted, but only to a random location.

I wish I owned Hypixel.

 

[Arik]

Granted, but everything tastes horrible.

I wish I had a huge house

Granted, but the house has no roof.

I wish I could own a Bugatti GT