Corrupt-a-Wish

[Projecki]

granted, but fortnite got banned

I wish I could walk through walls

Granted, but every time you do you lose the clothes you're wearing. *if you are

I wish I played basketball professionally.

 

[Badger]

Granted, but every time you do you lose the clothes you're wearing. *if you are

I wish I played basketball professionally.

Granted, but you break your knees...

I wish I had a girlfriend

 

[Dedicates]

Granted, but you break your knees...

I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted, but 'she' used to be a guy

I wish I had everything...

 

[roy]

Granted, but u have everything that its worth 1 cent.

I wish i was online dating.

Granted, but you get ghosted.

I wish a Chemistry major was easier.

 

[Projecki]

Granted, but you break your knees...

I wish I had a girlfriend

oh buddy, how ironic that that is actually my reality.

Granted, but she is a guy *but is that a bad thing

I wish I had the strongest knee ligaments and thighs in the world