Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tusk]

Granted, but you are a gay porn star.

I wish I made as much money as Bill Gates

Granted, but you failed to do your taxes and now you have been sentenced to prison. (like Al Capone)

I wish I could time travel

 

[Chickenprism]

Granted, but you can only travel into future at an unbelievably slow rate until you die.


I wish I could read minds

 

[Kavish]

Granted, but you can only travel into future at an unbelievably slow rate until you die.


I wish I could read minds

Granted, but you can only read insect minds.

I wish I had Supreme.

 

[Niffauw]

Granted, but you can only read insect minds.

I wish I had Supreme.

Granted, but its hella fake
I wish I had a billion dollar company

 

[Kavish]

Granted, but its hella fake
I wish I had a billion dollar company

Granted, but it is a ponzi scheme and you get arrested in Russia.

I wish Niffauw would gift me the Supreme upgrade.

 

[Tusk]

Granted, but you get banned a few days later for exit scamming $5.

I wish minecraft went free-to-play

 

[jxhdvn]

Granted, but you can only play on mineplex

I wish I had unlimited Dominos

Granted, but any pizza you get will have no cheese

I wish I had 1 million fortnite vbucks

 

[Tusk]

Granted, but you can only play the mobile version and only join pc lobbies

I wish Fortnite finally dies

 

[Tusk]

Granted, but that means you wouldn't be alive right now ya dummy

I wish edgy kids would get off the internet

 

[Tusk]

Granted, you'd have to get off the internet too

I wish someone would give me some free money

Granted, but your dad stole it from you to pay his child support

I wish people would get a job

 

[Lag]

Granted, but your dad stole it from you to pay his child support

I wish people would get a job

Granted, but they get paid minimum wage and their bosses abuse them mentally.

I wish I had a cool minecraft name

 

[LeapingSpider]

Granted, but they get paid minimum wage and their bosses abuse them mentally.

I wish I had a cool minecraft name

Granted, but you get the account locked

I wish the person below could make his/her wish come true

 

[xx]

Granted, but you get the account locked

I wish the person below could make his/her wish come true

Granted, but it will get "granted" by the next person.

I wish i lived in Cali.

 

[Tusk]

Granted, but your new house is a cardboard box in the city of compton.

I wish I had xray vision

 

[Drub.]

Granted, but your new house is a cardboard box in the city of compton.

I wish I had xray vision

Granted, but there is nothing to see through.

I wish I was poor.

 

[Tusk]

Granted, but something happens

I wish the reputation system wasn't retarded