Corrupt-a-Wish

[Drub.]

Granted, but something happens

I wish the reputation system wasn't retarded

Granted, but you already did.

I wish I was alive.

 

[Cubixty]

Granted, but you have no brain.

I wish my wishes would come true.

Granted , but you dead .
I wish I had a pigeon friend

 

[GKLennie]

Granted, but you are a worm.

I wish consciousness was real.

Granted, but you know things you don't want to know.

I wish I could have unlimited travel for free

 

[GKLennie]

Granted, but your plane/ship falls or sinks.

I wish I had a third eye and I wasn't blind, or dead, or deaf, and could feel everything and anything would be as normal as of now with the exception of my additional eye.

But you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish for unlimited wishes with no reprecussions

 

[on]

but i said everything would be as normal as of now... ugh
Granted, your reprecussions become things that you wish for and so you later regret them.

I wish I could kill people.

granted, but all you are able to kill them with are cornflake boxes

i wish i was a cornflake

 

[on]

Granted, but you melt everytime you touch milk.

I wish everything was quiet and peaceful.

granted, but everyday you get gang raped silently

i wish i owned mcm

 

[kayn]

Granted, but you were too lazy and gave it too me.


I wish I was in a pro esports org

 

[Tusk]

Granted, but it's haunted as fuck

I wish I could see ghosts

 

[Dad]

Granted, but it's haunted as fuck

I wish I could see ghosts

Granted, but they will always hunt you.

I wish people applied to Sword ;-;
pls apply thx.

 

[Spifed]

Granted, but they will always hunt you.

I wish people applied to Sword ;-;
pls apply thx.

Granted. but none of them were accepted.
I wish Thanos was real.