Corrupt a wish

[Echos]

Wish granted but your logo is so good that people start riots at your door trying to get their own.

I wish I could watch Netflix all day.
Wait
I already do that :/


I wish I could have a clone of my self.

Wish granted, but your clone hacks your Netflix account.
I wish that the fan on my laptop wasn't so loud.

 

[JustRayz]

I wish my cpu cooler didn't break...

 

[JustRayz]

Wish granted, But your whole computer breaks instead.

I wish I had the power for people to instantly respond to me

Wish granted, you have 500 alerts.

 

[☛jdf2☚]

You didn't wish lol.

I wish that I would get a snow day soon

Wish granted, but the power/internet/water/other services go out.

 

[☛jdf2☚]

Damn you. =/

I wish to get an instant masters degree and skip high school/college debt free. Did I mention I wish for a kickass $150,000/yr job too?

Wish granted, but you get fired after they realize you have no experience.

I wish I could watch Netflix as a job.

 

[Pixel]

Wish granted, but you get fired after they realize you have no experience.

I wish I could watch Netflix as a job.

Wish granted, but Net Neutrality laws change and each film takes an hour to buffer.

 

[Jesse]

LETS START THIS BACK UP!

Wish granted but than the laws changed back and you exploded

I wish i thought of google way before larry did

Wish granted, but your wish is already corrupted.

I wish I could fly to outer space.

 

[Pixel]

Wish granted, but your wish is already corrupted.

I wish I could fly to outer space.

Wish granted, but you never mentioned oxygen tanks.

I wish I could be truly free.

 

[Pixel]

Wish granted, but you became to free and ended up destroying the world.

I wish i could own Shockbyte

You can't become so free that you destroy the world.

Wish granted, but Minecraft collapses.

I wish that the internet ceased to exist.

 

[☛jdf2☚]

Wish granted, but than we would have to get all games from from a store which would make Steam obsolte, games would cost more, games would be like console games devs dont listen costs alot, updates come out slowly, blah blah

I wish it would snow where I am

 

[Laekh]

Wish granted, but than it snowed to hard you died.

I wish i could live in mars

Your wish has been granted, as soon as you arrived you were unable to breathe and died.

I wish that there were no such thing as war.

 

[Pixel]

Thanks for reviving an old thread.
Anyways, you apelled it 'god' with a lowercase g, so that means you're a false god that never existed.

I wish I was invulnerable to anything the next person can say.

You were invulnerable to it but that's in the past.

I wish to be invulnerable to everything.