Developer Pickup Lines

[Blasthappy]

The title sums it up. Reply with your best developer/tech guru pickup lines, one at a time.

I'll start.

Are you linux? Because we can mkdirs.

 

[Clyde]

Blast
Anything you say gets piped to /dev/null

 

[Clyde]

I'll always have cache for you

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

 

[Clyde]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Wish I could rate your post, that was hilarious

 

[omarhachach]

Are you linux? Because we can mkdirs.

Smh, you mean Unix. mkdir is a unix thing.

 

[Blasthappy]

Smh, you mean Unix. mkdir is a unix thing.

It works in linux.

 

[Blasthappy]

Are you CoffeeScript? Because I am looking to drink you out.

 

[Blasthappy]

My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'

That method does not actually work in real code(if your meaning Java).

 

[undoneacc]

Want to see my secret plug-in?

(Very bad... I'm sorry...)

 

[Blasthappy]

Are you a GitHub repository? Because I want to fork you.

 

[dennisba]

You can unzip my files anytime...

 

[Blasthappy]

Keep it going.

 

[dawn]

Hey, bb, want me to get winrar in here so we can unzip our files