Feeling nice FREE PREMIUM MC MARKET RANK GIVEAWAY

[rwmillwall]

As title states,
giving away premium rank.

1 LINE BEST JOKE SIMPLE AS THAT.

I feel this forum needs some light entertainment for the evening.

I will Announce a winner at 10pm GMT

Good luck all

 

[SgtBud]

Your mama so elderly that she's got wrinckles ahahahahahahahahahahah get it because this joke is old ahahaha

 

[MONSTERPACT]

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere...

 

[rwmillwall]

Good luck to anyone who enters

Yo Stop flooding my threads :rofl:

 

[deoranor]

"I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere."

:'>

Good luck to everyone else!

 

[West_In_Pieces]

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Student: To open the Chamber of Secrets! What else??
*Student walks out

 

[GoldenOrange]

me

 

[Feul]

First Friend: Your face Is ugly!
Second Friend: Soo atleast I have a face, you have 2 butts.

 

[Feul]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

Hahaha

 

[MONSTERPACT]

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
A: Tigger was looking for Pooh!

I'm sorry guys, but this was a shit joke ;\

 

[Junction]

Sorry I just have to do this:

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

 

[Thijs]

Best joke: 2016