[FREE NITRO] Funniest Joke Contest!

[Matty]

1) A man and a woman went to a restaurant to eat spicy food
They ordered a spicy dish
Looking at the dish, the woman said
"You're hot"
Not knowing if the woman said it to the dish or himself, he replied
"Let's make it hotter"
The woman agreed and called the waiter. She said.
"Spice them up"
And the waiter poured hot sauce all over them. :3

This one is better, I have one more. Plus I don't usually think a lot of the jokes are funny, so it's not easy to make jokes up for me lol

2) A man went into a restaurant and ordered soup
There was a fly in the soup
The man said to a waiter...
"There is a fly in the soup! Bring me another one"
The waiter goes to the chef and brought back another fly.
The man said to the waiter...
"No not another fly khfshurehcbw"
Then the man stormed off...

I've got one for you.

A man was sitting at a restaurant one day,
There was a post on MCM
The man said to the seller...
"I deserve nitro for my bad joke!"
The seller goes to the man and says...
"I've got one for you"
The man leaves the thread.

All jokes aside, I give it a solid 6/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612893746][/DOUBLEPOST]

Network in aternos

5/10

 

[gilbertisawesome]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

 

[Brinille]

Thread Title
[FREE NITRO] Funniest Joke Contest!

Prize name
5$ Paypal / Nitro Classic

Requirements and other relevant information
Simply tell us your funniest joke. The person with the most "funny" reactions wins

End date
Feb 10, 2021

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Feb 10, 2021

Okay, so we know that 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9. But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9 11

 

[Matty]

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Now they call me ugly and poor

Pahaha solid 7.5/10

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

1/10

Okay, so we know that 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9. But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9 11

1/10

 

[Macaw]

I was at the bank the other day, an old lady asked me to check her balance as she forgot her glasses.

I pushed her over and stole all her money.

 

[solo]

Mat's bank account

 

[Matty]

I was at the bank the other day, an old lady asked me to check her balance as she forgot her glasses.

I pushed her over and stole all her money.

Ehhh was alright, I'd give it a 5.5/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612897568][/DOUBLEPOST]

Mat's bank account

I need to stop wasting my money. 7/10

 

[Gunny]

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Spoiler: Answer

Their feet

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

Spoiler: Answer

About 200 calories

Offensive

Spoiler: Joke

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

 

[Brinille]

Pahaha solid 7.5/10



1/10



1/10

BRUHHH you gotta admit its kinda funny XD

 

[Brinille]

I've got one for you.

A man was sitting at a restaurant one day,
There was a post on MCM
The man said to the seller...
"I deserve nitro for my bad joke!"
The seller goes to the man and says...
"I've got one for you"
The man leaves the thread.

All jokes aside, I give it a solid 6/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612893746][/DOUBLEPOST]

5/10

What starts with "M" Ends with "arriage" And is a man's favorite thing? ......... A miscarriagee[DOUBLEPOST=1612927948][/DOUBLEPOST]

Thread Title
[FREE NITRO] Funniest Joke Contest!

Prize name
5$ Paypal / Nitro Classic

Requirements and other relevant information
Simply tell us your funniest joke. The person with the most "funny" reactions wins

End date
Feb 10, 2021

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Feb 10, 2021

What starts with "M" Ends with "arriage" And is a man's favorite thing? ......... A miscarriage

 

[Zeakor]

Any jokes I have in mind would get me banned from this website.

 

[Rollph]

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

Spoiler

They read the reviews, only one star :tdown:

 

[Sky.]

Why was the maths book depressed?

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Spoiler: Answer

It had too many problems

(didn't mean to post it without the answer)

 

[Matty]

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Spoiler: Answer

Their feet

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

Spoiler: Answer

About 200 calories

Offensive

Spoiler: Joke

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

I cannot judge the last one. But 5/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612957288][/DOUBLEPOST]

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

Spoiler

They read the reviews, only one star :tdown:

Pahahah 7.5/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612957318][/DOUBLEPOST]

a gen external gen server with 100 players. *cough play.fastgens.net*

8.6/10. Getting thousands from Minehut [DOUBLEPOST=1612957336][/DOUBLEPOST]

Why was the maths book depressed?

[DOUBLEPOST=1612956895][/DOUBLEPOST]

Spoiler: Answer

It had too many problems

(didn't mean to post it without the answer)

Pahahahaha 7.9/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612957357][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: I'm ending this in 18 minutes [DOUBLEPOST=1612958372][/DOUBLEPOST]I know I said that it's only classic nitro but why not

1) cheekeh (NITRO BOOST)
2) xSorch (NITRO CLASSIC)

DM me to redeem your prizes.