Giving away a name color!

[Aka1ca]

Banana!

 

[Grumble]

I needed a dictionary, I couldn't find one.

Then I saw the Semi-OG section.

 

[KyleSmiles]

"Ms.Rand I swear that my friends took my homework!"
- I don't believe it
"You don't believe what?"
- tHaT yOu hAvE fRieNdS

 

[Mustafa7_xD]

Lemme win for a kiss.

 

[TechnoGhost]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
roy is nice
And a purple name color would be to.

 

[Cubixty]

Wanna know the best joke joke..

 

[roy]

The best fucking joke, I better win this lmao.

Spoiler: The joke

this fucking site

Somehow I didn't see that coming

 

[Quavo Migos]

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

The person who submitted it, psychiatrist Gurpal Gosall, said. "I like the joke as it makes people feel better, because it reminds them that there is always someone out there who is doing something more stupid than themselves."

 

[Fanta]

Thread Title
Giving away a name color!

Prize name
Name Color

Requirements and other relevant information
Giving away a name color because well why not I suppose.
Just reply with the funniest joke or pun you know of so we all have something to laugh at, a laugh a day keeps the doctor away.
I'll be using the random number generator provided by random.org to select a winner.

The winner will be able to select which one of the four names colors they wish to have.

Good Luck everyone!

End date
Dec 4, 2018

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Dec 4, 2018

You said “keep the doctor away” but on Dec. 4th I’m going to the doctors. Liars smh

 

[IAmVolvic]

I told Mike Tyson about the hippo that's trained to use a toilet, but he seemed skeptical.

Keeps calling it a hippo potty myth

 

[Norska]

 

[Eccat]

Why don't seagulls fly over bays? Because if they flew over bays they would be baygulls.
Im so sorry for this bad joke.

 

[Matibay]

Click to reveal the joke

Spoiler: JOKE

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