I've never really been supportive of any of this, I'd just rather not voice my opinion to avoid the hammer.
Night didn't resign due to exams:
Edit: More proof
night is a nice man
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I know, but still better to ask.
I will be reading my own PM's, and not anyone else's. Just as a note, if you message Verringer with any administration duties you need, they will be directed to me.
Alright, thanks for the response. Enjoy being owner of MCM!
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Welp, there goes all of my reputation!Hello Mick,
Here's your scandal
"MY I KNOW"
sixty three.
Have you and COCO met already in real life?...?
I'm not Mick, but I'll answer all your questions.
-How old are you? 14 as of now.
-How old is your dog? I don't have one.
-Who the fuck is Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen is a actor. More about him here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Sheen
-Why are all of my posts deleted? Maybe because your posts are shitty. hehe
-Who is going to be the next owner of MCM?
-What is the meaning of the phrase "netflix and chill"? Watch netflix for 1 minute, have sex for the rest of the day.
-How many warnings do I have? I don't know you check.
-How long does a tempban last? Ban times change depending on the severity of the offense, or at least I would think.
-Yugioh or pokemon? Pokemon, for sure.
1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?
A: I don't know, the executioner is probably retarded.
2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?
A: In case of a lockdown, so they can prevent people from entering and leaving.
3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
A: There is no proof of aliens that have been scientifically proven, so this question is invalid.
4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?
A: Probably your supermarket can't organize correctly.
5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
A: No, it's considered suicide, cause it's still one person. Of course, the police will still try to stop it.
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
A: Most likely they would write something on their signs.
7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
A: No, it would be called a dead fly.
8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
A: No, blind people don't love. (just kidding).
9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
A: It isn't hard to find. The meaning is here: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/life?s=t
10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Because racist was already a word, so they named them racer. And plus, words don't always have to be the same.
11. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
A: This question can be considered a religious question, so I'm not gonna answer.
12. If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
A: Those two things don't make any sense. But I'll guess 150-300 days, considering if he kicks one seed out a day.
13. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
A: I don't know, english is weird.
14. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
A: Because it's from latin roots, duh.
15. Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
A: You just used "w".
16. How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
A: When you notice it doesn't write anymore.
17. Why do kamikazes wear helmets?
A: Probably to protect themselves, or breath.
18. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?
A: Probably not.
19. How long is a piece of string?
A: Defers on the manufacturer, average length is 14 feet.
20. What’s the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?
A: Hit them on the head with a rock.
21. Are shart* and skid marks** caused by the same thing?
A: No, don't think so.
22. At a movie theatre You are asked, “ Hey, what are you doing here?”
A: Where's the question?
23. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
A: Ask bill gates, he might change the name just cause you requested it.
24. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
A: Probably because it's extremely expensive.
25. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
A: Not all cats like mice.
26. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
A: English is weird.
27. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
A: The dictionary has all the words in the english language.
28. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
A: The traffic happens because of all the people, hence, it is a rush.
29. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
30. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
A: Because day breaks your heart.
31. Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
A: Because they aren't adultproof, and they have certain security measures making it harder.
32. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
A: Falls and drops are synonyms, so you can say "rain fall" and "snow fall" and it'll be the same.
33. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
A: Because Windows 95 is outdated as fuck.
34. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
A: To limit distractions while you read and drive.
35. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
A: When you call it a day, you acknowledge that your day has been completed.
36, Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
A: This would count as 2 questions, hence making this 101 questions. But I'll answer them both. Artifical flavors are cheaper, and dishwashing liquid isn't consumable. I don't think anybody knows why the alphabet is in the order it is in as of now.
37. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
A: They make themself broke trying to make a profit, that's why.
38. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
A: The headlights travel at the speed of sound, hence you won't see any light, Plus, you won't be able to. You're skin would be torn off, and your remnants would be scattered due to the speed.
39. In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
A: To catch the dumbass criminals. There have been people who admitted what they've done in court when asked.
40. Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
A: To prevent damage to the forest environment.
41. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
A: To alert other drivers behind you who can't read the front of your car to move their slow asses.
42. If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
A: Yep, you steal from everything.
43. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A: You have failed, that's what happened.
44. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
A: Yep, still a joke. Just not a funny one.
45. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
A: No, kitty litter is a cat's shit.
46. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
A: English is weird, that's why. Plus, you don't have to call it a building.
47. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
A: Because it's a stick you apply to your lips.
48. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
A: You CAN shoot at tourist, if your willing to be jailed and possibly executed.
49. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
A: So people won't just open it, or rodents won't just crawl in.
50.Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
A: Natural instinct, that's why.
51.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
A: Because they could still be new, and it isn't 100% proven to work.
52. Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
A: Either they got lucky as fuck, or it was created after them.
53. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
A: I don't know, never tried it.
54. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
A: Ain't nobody got time for that.
55. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
A: Because the fattest man in the world doesn't have the ability to move.
56. Why don't they just make food stamps edible?
A: Because some of them already are?
57. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
A: Because they can see the future, not change it.
58. Why get even, when you can get odd?
A: Because most people think fair is equal and equal is fair. But it isn't. If someone gets cut by a knife and has to go to the hospital, should everyone have to be cut by a knife and go to the hospital? The guy who got cut by a knife is getting his necessities, which makes him "equal" with a healthy person, despite the fact he has more. If you don't get it, PM me and I'll give you as much examples as you need.
59. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
A: You've already asked this.
60. Why is a boxing ring square?
A: Because square is a easier shape to make and can allow for more moves.
61. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
A: Women need their space, that's why.
62. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
A: I keep saying this over and over, THE WORDS IN THE DAMNED ENGLISH LANGUAGE DONT HAVE TO BE UNDER THE SAME PRINCIPALES, GOD DAMN IT.
63. Why is clear considered a color?
A: If you can create it, it's a color. Only "colors" that aren't colors are black and white.
64. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
A: Most people work for the cash, and then they call their work "terrific" because of the pay.
65. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
A: Nah, I'll be good. Thanks for asking though.
66. If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
A: If your strong enough, hell yeah.
67. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
A: For when you get there, duh. Are we supposed to walk to the bar? Fuck no.
68. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
A: Probably red.
69. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
A: Depends on what you were doing.
70. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
71. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
72. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
A: Rabbits' feet are lucky to taste good, that's what it is.
73. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
A: You've already asked this in question #5.
74. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
A: You don't need a bag when your vacuum is immeasurable.
75. If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
A: It's his costume. He wears it normally when he is in disguise.
76. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
A: Because whales need to eat, and they eat a lot.
77. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
A: Because they can't just change it to #1.
78. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
A: To feel like they are driving like a boss, duh.
79. If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
A: When they say that, they are talking about in the store (before you buy it).
80. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
A: As said earlier, every word in the English language don't have to be from the same roots.
81. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
A: Because it's a famous song for baseball, get over it.
82. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
A: No, you get dry when you use them, not cleaned.
83. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
A: Wise guy is normally used as an offense, and wise man is normally used respectfully, as you shouldn't call a stranger a "guy."
84. Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?
A: Feet smell is shorter for malodorous feet and nose runs is shorter for rhinorrhea. That's why.
85. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
A: Your driver's license serves as a means of age verification.
86. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
A: Because if you come in at any given moment, they might not be available.
87. Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries?
A: I don't have the answer to this one.
88. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
A: Probably because they want to do it doggy style. hehehe
89. Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
A: Ever heard of false advertising? Cause that's what it is.
90. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
A: Because the way our hair and skin work.
91. If I save time, when do I get it back?
A: Saving time gives you time to do other things. Example: If I drive to the store instead of walking, I save 1 hour with which I can do other things (such as answer these questions) with.
92. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
A: Duh, it just sits on the pan, it doesn't stick.
93. Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
A: I don't know, but I sure as hell don't.
94. Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
A: Cargo sounds like it would be bigger. Hence why the call it that.
95. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
A: Because society is fucked the hell up.
96. Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?
A: Because normal bras won't do it.
97. Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
98. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?
A: Probably because pants have 2 "legs".
99. Why do they make scented toilet paper?
A: So your ass smells fresh when you wipe.
100. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
A: Because most people are pussies and panic, dragging them down fast.
-How old is your dog? I don't have one.
-Who the fuck is Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen is a actor. More about him here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Sheen
-Why are all of my posts deleted? Maybe because your posts are shitty. hehe
-Who is going to be the next owner of MCM?
-What is the meaning of the phrase "netflix and chill"? Watch netflix for 1 minute, have sex for the rest of the day.
-How many warnings do I have? I don't know you check.
-How long does a tempban last? Ban times change depending on the severity of the offense, or at least I would think.
-Yugioh or pokemon? Pokemon, for sure.
1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?
A: I don't know, the executioner is probably retarded.
2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?
A: In case of a lockdown, so they can prevent people from entering and leaving.
3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
A: There is no proof of aliens that have been scientifically proven, so this question is invalid.
4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?
A: Probably your supermarket can't organize correctly.
5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
A: No, it's considered suicide, cause it's still one person. Of course, the police will still try to stop it.
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
A: Most likely they would write something on their signs.
7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
A: No, it would be called a dead fly.
8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
A: No, blind people don't love. (just kidding).
9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
A: It isn't hard to find. The meaning is here: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/life?s=t
10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Because racist was already a word, so they named them racer. And plus, words don't always have to be the same.
11. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
A: This question can be considered a religious question, so I'm not gonna answer.
12. If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
A: Those two things don't make any sense. But I'll guess 150-300 days, considering if he kicks one seed out a day.
13. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
A: I don't know, english is weird.
14. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
A: Because it's from latin roots, duh.
15. Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
A: You just used "w".
16. How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
A: When you notice it doesn't write anymore.
17. Why do kamikazes wear helmets?
A: Probably to protect themselves, or breath.
18. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?
A: Probably not.
19. How long is a piece of string?
A: Defers on the manufacturer, average length is 14 feet.
20. What’s the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?
A: Hit them on the head with a rock.
21. Are shart* and skid marks** caused by the same thing?
A: No, don't think so.
22. At a movie theatre You are asked, “ Hey, what are you doing here?”
A: Where's the question?
23. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
A: Ask bill gates, he might change the name just cause you requested it.
24. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
A: Probably because it's extremely expensive.
25. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
A: Not all cats like mice.
26. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
A: English is weird.
27. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
A: The dictionary has all the words in the english language.
28. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
A: The traffic happens because of all the people, hence, it is a rush.
29. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
30. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
A: Because day breaks your heart.
31. Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
A: Because they aren't adultproof, and they have certain security measures making it harder.
32. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
A: Falls and drops are synonyms, so you can say "rain fall" and "snow fall" and it'll be the same.
33. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
A: Because Windows 95 is outdated as fuck.
34. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
A: To limit distractions while you read and drive.
35. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
A: When you call it a day, you acknowledge that your day has been completed.
36, Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
A: This would count as 2 questions, hence making this 101 questions. But I'll answer them both. Artifical flavors are cheaper, and dishwashing liquid isn't consumable. I don't think anybody knows why the alphabet is in the order it is in as of now.
37. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
A: They make themself broke trying to make a profit, that's why.
38. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
A: The headlights travel at the speed of sound, hence you won't see any light, Plus, you won't be able to. You're skin would be torn off, and your remnants would be scattered due to the speed.
39. In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
A: To catch the dumbass criminals. There have been people who admitted what they've done in court when asked.
40. Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
A: To prevent damage to the forest environment.
41. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
A: To alert other drivers behind you who can't read the front of your car to move their slow asses.
42. If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
A: Yep, you steal from everything.
43. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A: You have failed, that's what happened.
44. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
A: Yep, still a joke. Just not a funny one.
45. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
A: No, kitty litter is a cat's shit.
46. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
A: English is weird, that's why. Plus, you don't have to call it a building.
47. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
A: Because it's a stick you apply to your lips.
48. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
A: You CAN shoot at tourist, if your willing to be jailed and possibly executed.
49. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
A: So people won't just open it, or rodents won't just crawl in.
50.Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
A: Natural instinct, that's why.
51.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
A: Because they could still be new, and it isn't 100% proven to work.
52. Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
A: Either they got lucky as fuck, or it was created after them.
53. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
A: I don't know, never tried it.
54. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
A: Ain't nobody got time for that.
55. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
A: Because the fattest man in the world doesn't have the ability to move.
56. Why don't they just make food stamps edible?
A: Because some of them already are?
57. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
A: Because they can see the future, not change it.
58. Why get even, when you can get odd?
A: Because most people think fair is equal and equal is fair. But it isn't. If someone gets cut by a knife and has to go to the hospital, should everyone have to be cut by a knife and go to the hospital? The guy who got cut by a knife is getting his necessities, which makes him "equal" with a healthy person, despite the fact he has more. If you don't get it, PM me and I'll give you as much examples as you need.
59. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
A: You've already asked this.
60. Why is a boxing ring square?
A: Because square is a easier shape to make and can allow for more moves.
61. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
A: Women need their space, that's why.
62. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
A: I keep saying this over and over, THE WORDS IN THE DAMNED ENGLISH LANGUAGE DONT HAVE TO BE UNDER THE SAME PRINCIPALES, GOD DAMN IT.
63. Why is clear considered a color?
A: If you can create it, it's a color. Only "colors" that aren't colors are black and white.
64. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
A: Most people work for the cash, and then they call their work "terrific" because of the pay.
65. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
A: Nah, I'll be good. Thanks for asking though.
66. If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
A: If your strong enough, hell yeah.
67. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
A: For when you get there, duh. Are we supposed to walk to the bar? Fuck no.
68. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
A: Probably red.
69. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
A: Depends on what you were doing.
70. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
71. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
72. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
A: Rabbits' feet are lucky to taste good, that's what it is.
73. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
A: You've already asked this in question #5.
74. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
A: You don't need a bag when your vacuum is immeasurable.
75. If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
A: It's his costume. He wears it normally when he is in disguise.
76. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
A: Because whales need to eat, and they eat a lot.
77. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
A: Because they can't just change it to #1.
78. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
A: To feel like they are driving like a boss, duh.
79. If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
A: When they say that, they are talking about in the store (before you buy it).
80. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
A: As said earlier, every word in the English language don't have to be from the same roots.
81. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
A: Because it's a famous song for baseball, get over it.
82. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
A: No, you get dry when you use them, not cleaned.
83. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
A: Wise guy is normally used as an offense, and wise man is normally used respectfully, as you shouldn't call a stranger a "guy."
84. Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?
A: Feet smell is shorter for malodorous feet and nose runs is shorter for rhinorrhea. That's why.
85. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
A: Your driver's license serves as a means of age verification.
86. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
A: Because if you come in at any given moment, they might not be available.
87. Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries?
A: I don't have the answer to this one.
88. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
A: Probably because they want to do it doggy style. hehehe
89. Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
A: Ever heard of false advertising? Cause that's what it is.
90. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
A: Because the way our hair and skin work.
91. If I save time, when do I get it back?
A: Saving time gives you time to do other things. Example: If I drive to the store instead of walking, I save 1 hour with which I can do other things (such as answer these questions) with.
92. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
A: Duh, it just sits on the pan, it doesn't stick.
93. Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
A: I don't know, but I sure as hell don't.
94. Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
A: Cargo sounds like it would be bigger. Hence why the call it that.
95. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
A: Because society is fucked the hell up.
96. Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?
A: Because normal bras won't do it.
97. Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
98. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?
A: Probably because pants have 2 "legs".
99. Why do they make scented toilet paper?
A: So your ass smells fresh when you wipe.
100. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
A: Because most people are pussies and panic, dragging them down fast.
Holy shit that took a lot longer than I thought. It took almost 2 hours. I'm just gonna get Brash's attention right now. BTW, there was 2 duplicate questions.
EDIT: Mick, how do you check your warning points?
He bought it. It's pretty evident in that response.
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