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Hope you guys have been good! Here are some safety precautions to be taken overnight...
Step 1: Be sure to lock ALL bedroom doors, as Santa 'Sees you when your sleeping' and he 'Knows when you're awake'.
Step 2: Make sure the elves have taken your Christmas list and not your checkbook.
Step 3: Leave out ample carrots, as I have heard that the reindeer's will deal with you personally.
Step 4: If you get coal, write a letter to Santa saying you thought it was opposite day.
Step 5: If you get coal, throw it out as you do not want to increase global warming.
Step 6: Light the fire before sleeping, to ensure Santa gets his exercise and walks to the door.
Step 7: Ask Saint Nick to wipe his feet before entering your household.
Step 8: Hide all personal belongings with any value to stop Mr Claus taking not only the cookies and milk!
Step 9: Buy a gun
Step 10: You know what to do.
Step 11: Have a lovely Christmas!
