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Hope you guys have been good! Here are some safety precautions to be taken overnight...

Step 1: Be sure to lock ALL bedroom doors, as Santa 'Sees you when your sleeping' and he 'Knows when you're awake'.

Step 2: Make sure the elves have taken your Christmas list and not your checkbook.

Step 3: Leave out ample carrots, as I have heard that the reindeer's will deal with you personally.

Step 4: If you get coal, write a letter to Santa saying you thought it was opposite day.

Step 5: If you get coal, throw it out as you do not want to increase global warming.

Step 6: Light the fire before sleeping, to ensure Santa gets his exercise and walks to the door.

Step 7: Ask Saint Nick to wipe his feet before entering your household.

Step 8: Hide all personal belongings with any value to stop Mr Claus taking not only the cookies and milk!

Step 9: Buy a gun

Step 10: You know what to do.

Step 11: Have a lovely Christmas!
 
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Santa is a paedophile confirmed. He knows when you are sleeping and he also knows when your awake... WHAT MORE DOES HE KNOW ABOUT ME!? LET ME GUESS! WHERE I LIVE? HOW OLD I AM?
 

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Santa is a paedophile confirmed. He knows when you are sleeping and he also knows when your awake... WHAT MORE DOES HE KNOW ABOUT ME!? LET ME GUESS! WHERE I LIVE? HOW OLD I AM?
And if you're being naughty or nice every day of your life.
 
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