Horribly Funny Halloween Jokes + Giveaway (OVER)

[xxgamer]

What is a Zombies least favorite subject in school?

Health because he's the one they are dissecting.



What did the candy bar say to the lollipop?

Do you honestly think inanimate objects can talk...



Why are Pumpkins orange?

From drinking to much orange soda.



Why did Ricky go to the halloween party.

To meet his Ghoul Friend



Why is Ricky tending to this thread, when it's his bedtime?

Because he's afraid of the dark.



Why did Ricky tell me to joke my "Heart" out?

Because he is a zombie and prefers hearts over brains.

#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What is a Zombies least favorite subject in school?

Health because he's the one they are dissecting.

#RickyHalloween

Um hmm. Why would it be Health class? Entered though lol

 

[Wizard]

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween!!

What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Spelling.

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.[DOUBLEPOST=1446058816,1446058766][/DOUBLEPOST]Here's one more:
“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”

#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

#RickyHalloween

Entered!

 

[Wizard]

What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"

#RickyHalloween

I thought it would be a bun...

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"

#RickyHalloween

Not entered! Too close to my joke

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What's the difference between a pumpkin and a ghost?

DEEZ NUTS

Why are Pumpkins orange?

From drinking to much orange soda.

#RickyHalloween
#MyOwnOriginalJokes

Both entered.. for your "jokes"..

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Why did Ricky go to the halloween party.

To meet his Ghoul Friend

#RickyHalloween

Much better!

 

[Yuno]

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit.
#rickyHalloween

 

[lvls]

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

They gave each other the willies!

#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit.
#rickyHalloween

Entered! lol[DOUBLEPOST=1446060800,1446060766][/DOUBLEPOST]

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

They gave each other the willies!

#RickyHalloween

Entered!

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What did the candy bar say to the lollipop?

Do you honestly think inanimate objects can talk...

#RickyHalloween

Please just add the jokes to your previous post by editing it. Thanks

 

[xxgamer]

Please just add the jokes to your previous post by editing it. Thanks

I have deleted all of my posts except for my first and I have added and will add more to my first post, sorry about that.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I have deleted all of my posts except for my first and I have added and will add more to my first post, sorry about that.

No problem! Just don't want it clogging up the thread! Joke your heart out

 

[15568]

I think McM should start a joke contest for the "Popular" Holidays!

My joke is:

Why couldn't the ghost say 679??

Because he was already 1738 years old.

#RickyHalloween
#BadJoke
#

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I think McM should start a joke contest for the "Popular" Holidays!

My joke is:

Why couldn't the ghost say 679??

Because he was already 1738 years old.

#RickyHalloween
#BadJoke
#

Entered!

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

#RickyHalloween

Added!

 

[niek88]

#RickyHalloween
What did the goblin say to the witch?
I dont know you tell me!