Horribly Funny Halloween Jokes + Giveaway (OVER)

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

#RickyHalloween
What did the goblin say to the witch?
I dont know you tell me!

Denied! Not a joke..

 

[niek88]

Denied! Not a joke..

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist

#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist

#RickyHalloween

There we go! Added!

 

[theunnamedgamer]

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
#RickyHalloween

 

[Autus Creations]

What did the sheep say after cutting his wool... SHEARIOUSLY!
#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
#RickyHalloween

Barely added.. but I guess it is a joke lol

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What did the sheep say after cutting his wool... SHEARIOUSLY!
#RickyHalloween

Denied!

 

[theunnamedgamer]

Barely added.. but I guess it is a joke lol

well, I pissed my self when I read it online....

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Booberry!
(I haven't read all the other jokes hopefully no one has said this yet)

#RickyHalloween

Added!

 

[Autus Creations]

Why is a graveyard bordered up?
Because people are dying to enter!
#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Why is a graveyard bordered up?
Because people are dying to enter!
#RickyHalloween

Entered! Much better!

 

[Autus Creations]

Entered! Much better!

Thanks, ironically I didn't read the "must be about halloween" part!

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Thanks, ironically I didn't read the "must be about halloween" part!

haha! Not like it is all over the post.. Best of luck!

 

[GiggityGerbert]

Question: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house??
Answer: Hope it’s Halloween! xDDDD
#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Question: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house??
Answer: Hope it’s Halloween! xDDDD
#RickyHalloween

Added!

 

[tommy099431]

#RickyHalloween
Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!

(Or still denied?)

 

[Gruss]

What did the ghost buy his date for the dance?

BOOties!


#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

#RickyHalloween
Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!

(Or still denied?)

What did the ghost buy his date for the dance?

BOOties!


#RickyHalloween

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Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost?
McKenzie: Why?
Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.

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Hello!

If I have approved of your joke, and you have not been added to this list, let me know!
http://www.mc-market.org/threads/44350/

Thanks!​