Horribly Funny Halloween Jokes + Giveaway (OVER)

[Resilience]

#RickyHalloween

What did one shit poster say to the other?

fuck

 

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#RickyHalloween

What did one shit poster say to the other?

fuck

Denied.[DOUBLEPOST=1446140953,1446140902][/DOUBLEPOST]

#rickyhalloween

What did the dead guy tell his family?

:

Denied, not a joke.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

#RickyHalloween
Q:Why did Dracula take Cold Medicine?
A:To stop his coffin

what did the pumpkin say to the ghost?
Why u so pale
Lol that was lame but enter me anyway ( I made the joke up )
#RickyHalloween

Added!

 

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The giveaway is now closing! No more entries will be accepted. I am going to choose the winner today since I will not be available tomorrow, and I have time right now when there are no further entries. If you have entered, and been accepted, please make sure you were added to the list on the giveaway thread. Thanks! - Drawing in 30 minutes.[DOUBLEPOST=1446237680,1446235801][/DOUBLEPOST]

AND THE WINNER IS Deep! Congratz -- Expect your orange name soon! Thank you to everyone who participated, feel free to continue to post your horribly funny jokes for the pun of it
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