How to fix girls?

[Epic]

oh, fair enough - i was just reading other comments on here lol

still offended by Tulip

No girls from the internet lmao, just irl tips

 

[Epic]

I don't know why you're asking people online. If I wanted to ask for advice, I'd ask one of my IRL friends, not on MC-Market

eh I do lmao, I wont take any tips here serious since none is replying with a usefull answer, although some and I try to take them serious. I asked many friends irl dw about that. Just gathering more info that my friends probs didnt say or forgot to say

 

[Sloth]

I have a website where you can buy a Vietnamese girl For a small price. They come in a box and are potty trained!

 

[Dovahkiin]

Just be chill, don't do/say anything stupid.

And never mention minecraft/gaming.

Last but not least, just do what social people do, just anything that doesn't make you/her feel stupid.

 

[Sloth]

Just be chill, don't do/say anything stupid.

And never mention minecraft/gaming.

Last but not least, just do what social people do, just anything that doesn't make you/her feel stupid.

Why date if you can't be yourself? So pointless smh.

 

[Helloimrex]

How to tie a girl's tubes? Don't worry about it and let the doctor take care of it.

Seriously though, pretty piss poor title if you know what words mean. And it seems like only one person potentially had a problem with the title...I worry about the community here sometimes. But really, "Fix" a girl? Get the fuck out of here. That's what you do to a dog when you have them neutered or spayed, it's called fixing. Quit trying to come up with you own cool alternatives for how to say things, it's just not working. You might actually do better with girls too if you follow that advice. I get people say "I'm going to fix you up with a girl." which is where I assume you got this from, but notice all of the extra words around "fix". No one is being "fixed" in that example.

 

[Ingots]

 

[Epic]

What if she plays though? Fox_ told me his girlfriend plays mineplex with him

I know much people from irl that play with eachother as a couple lmao in mc and cod etc

 

[Dovahkiin]

What if she plays though? Fox_ told me his girlfriend plays mineplex with him

Oh, well. The girls at my school are not gamers, so yeah.

 

[Epic]

Threads like this always bring up so much attention.

You want a girlfriend?

Don't be ugly
Have money
Be charming
Smile a lot
Don't insult her family.
Keep off the topic of death and harm (unless she's emo)
Tell her she's pretty (even though she might not be)
Tell her she's beautiful (even though you're lying through your teeth)
Bring her food

And most importantly (this is the serious one)

Play hard to get

If you try really hard that puts them off a shit ton, my tactic is to start talking to them and as they start getting a little attached start pulling away and look a little uninterested, works like a fucking charm.

Anyways. Good luck OP

As I look to the info, you have some exp with this lmao.

 

[_Ug]

And never mention minecraft/gaming.

The girls at my school are not gamers, so yeah.

You do know that you aren't the only one to hide that part of their life, right? You don't think that some girls might think the same way that you think?